Dakota Meyer Engaged to Bristol Palin
A headline I did not expect to see, courtesy the Army Times: "Dakota Meyer engaged to Bristol Palin."
A headline I did not expect to see, courtesy the Army Times: “Dakota Meyer engaged to Bristol Palin.”
Former Marine Corps Sgt. Dakota Meyer, whose heroism in Afghanistan earned him a Medal of Honor for his “daring initiative and bold fighting spirit,” is engaged to be married to the daughter of a former vice presidential nominee.
His fiancee is Bristol Palin. She is a reality television personality and the daughter of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican nominee for vice president.
The engagement was announced on the photo sharing site Instagram.
Huh.
Right Wing Kardashians – you won’t want to miss an episode …
I wish the happy couple well. I wish most newly engaged couples well. I’m sentimental like that.
That was quick. Just last December, Bristol was publicly lamenting that she hadn’t met any nice men; she claimed to be specifically looking for a “lumbersexual” with whom to share her life.
I have the funny feeling that Sgt. Meyer may be jumping from the firefight into the fire.
And…Bristol Meyer???? What are they going to name their kids: Statin? Amoxicillin?
Bristol is preggers again i bet, poor Sgt. Meyer, like CSK said:
“from the firefight into the fire.”
Getting engaged to a Palin on Friday the 13th???
The jokes write themselves.
On a serious note: According to a :30 second Google search, Meyer has had some significant mental health issues. I do not see how being part of the Palin clan can be helpful.
The Palin family drunken brawls are about to get a lot more serious.
@C. Clavin: I sincerely hope he is getting the best medical care possible — we owe it to the soldiers we send into harm’s way to care for them when they get home.
Not convinced that the Palin spotlight/freakshow is what he needs, but sometimes true love wins out over what appears to be common sense. Best of luck to both of them.
He should run for congress. He’s probably very conservative, if he’s marrying into the Palin clan, so pick some deep red district somewhere, and swap out their congressman for him. It won’t make a big difference to national politics, but he should get to cash in a little after all his service. And, congress gets good health care.
@Gustopher:
Actually, some commenter–I can’t recall where–has already suggested the congressional run as a possibility, on the grounds that Sarah Palin has the connections that would help in the campaign. I can’t see Bristol as a particular asset to anyone’s political career, but perhaps the audio of her screeching about losing her f*cking $300 sunglasses and the photo of her mother and Dakota holding up the “Fuc* you, Michael Moore” sign might prove advantageous in certain constituencies.
I wish them both the best, and hope the Palin family’s by now well-known tribulations will not do Meyer any harm.
In case anyone is interested, here is his Medal of Honor citation. “Incredible” doesn’t quite suffice.
I wish all the happiness of the World for the couple. I can keep politics aside for this.
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Palin-Meyer.
Either that, or Squibb.
All the best to the happy couple.
Although I wish these two the very best (and a long distance from the in-laws), it wouldn’t surprise me if this turns out to be a Bruce Jenner/Kardashian geekfest, only this side from the right. (Not to say that the same circus will happen, but mental problems rarely go away on their own.)
@grumpy realist:
But a couple of commenters have offered a good plan, put him in the House Republican caucus where no one will notice.
Snark aside, I wish the couple well. I would see no schadenfreude in future problems for him, just sadness. And Bristol’s fate is now tied to his.