DEBATE PREVIEW
Frank J has an amusing preview of tonight’s debate between the nine Democratic contenders–about which I had totally forgotten. Some of his predictions:
* Howard Dean will set the tone for the debate by announcing at the beginning that Saddam Hussein must immediately be found and then restored to power.
* Joe Liberman will try to convince the Democrats he’s crazy enough to be their nominee by biting the head off a live bat. He will somehow make the act extremely boring.
* Dennis Kucinich’s tinfoil hat will be completely ineffective at stopping the mind controlling space lasers.
* John Edwards will adamantly declare that he’s just a regular guy and that he will use his trial lawyer skills to sue anyone who says otherwise.
* John Kerry will mention that he served in Vietnam.
* Al Sharpton will interrupt Bob Graham by shouting, “Shut up, Graham cracker!” because it’s just too good a line.
* Hillary Clinton will suddenly walk on stage in the middle of the debate, suck all the air out of the room, and then leave.
Laugh while you can. The Zombie mind trick was pretty good for a while.
I guess the debate was a bit more interesting, eh?
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