Dog Butt Jesus

If there's a Hell, somebody's going to go there.

If there’s a Hell, somebody’s going to go there.

HuffPo (“Dog Butt Looks Like Jesus Christ In A Robe (PHOTO)“):

Jesus is always with us.

He’s on our toast. He’s in our fish sticks. He hangs out on our tortillas, our sting raysand our receipts. So is it that surprising, then, to find his holy visage on not one, but two dog butts?

Reddit user Feature_Creature posted a rather old photo of a pug’s butt that appears to show Jesus’ face, as well as his hands, legs and a long flowing robe. Like the writers at Jezebel — which posted the photo today – this is the longest we’ve ever stared at a dog butt.

And it’s not even the only one!

User internet_history also posted a photo of a holy dog butt, “Which is a true miracle if you ask” him:

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One presumes this is PhotoShopped but it’s amusing nonetheless.

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Comments

  1. rodney dill says:

    The Lord appears in mysterious ways.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    User internet_history also posted a photo of a holy dog butt, “Which is a true miracle if you ask” him:

    I have to say, my dog’s butt comes with the prerequisite hole, and it’s nothing special…

  3. DC Loser says:

    Because DOG spelled backwards is…..

  4. John Peabody says:

    Best insult ever (from an episode of “M*A*S*H”):

    “If my dog were as ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!”

  5. John H says:

    @John Peabody:

    That gem predates MASH by at least fifty years. My grandfather referred to it in some of his WW1 stories.

  6. DC Loser says:

    This gives a whole new meaning to the term “HOLY SH*T!”

  7. rodney dill says:

    @DC Loser: …if you turn DOG around…

  8. 11B40 says:

    Greetings:

    Looks like Mohammed to me. Isn’t that a nine-year old opposite-sex bride in the background ???

  9. ernieyeball says:

    If there’s a Hell, somebody’s going to go there.

    See you in HELL!…Michigan…

    http://www.gotohellmi.com