Dress Up as a “Ninja” and…
…get arrested. Our nations finest at work. Apparently the University of Georgia student was coming from a party with the theme of “Pirates vs. Ninjas” and our brave men and women of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms are prepared for anything…including ninjas. So they drew their weapons, pointed them at the young party-goer then put him on the ground and knelt on his kneck even after he was handcuffed. Obviously because ninjas are so darned sneaky and he could have thrown a ninja-star at each and ever ATF agent…or something.
“Seeing someone with something across the face, from a federal standpoint — that’s not right,” McLemore said, explaining why agents believed something to be amiss.
PSA: If you are going to be around idiots…err I mean federal agents, be sure not to wear anything over your face. If you’re riding a motor cycle make sure the helmet does not have an opaque face plate. If you are painting or doing other similar work that requires some sort of mask, skip the mask. And if it is cold outside for God’s sake do not wear a scarf around the lower portion of your face with a knit-stocking hat. Your life may depend on it.