Found this on on StrategyPage:
An Iraqi general summons Saddam’s 48 body doubles to a safe house in Iraq.
“I have good news and I have bad news” he told the doubles. “The good news is, Saddam is alive!”
Everybody in the room gave a big cheer “Saddam!” “Saddam!” “Saddam!” “Saddam!”
The Iraqi General then turned to the doubles and said, “The bad news is, he’s lost an arm.”