And here I thought I was a size 13. . .
The latest of the internet poll crazes is the Earth Day Footprint Quiz. If everyone lived like me, we’d need 4.4 planets which, oddly, is easily the most frugal result of any of the bloggers I’ve seen. This is depressing. I am apparently living in relative poverty. I must start consuming more. I mean, most of the world consists of underachievers who can’t even manage to feed themselves, let alone have a car, use massive amounts of electricity for simple entertainment, and have a large domicile in which to pile vast amounts of unnecessary possessions. So, really, I’m not doing my fair share of consuming the resources of this planet.
Damn it, I need a Porsche. And not one of those puny little Boxsters, either. A Carerra GT ought to be enough to get myself to at least 6 planets. That’s the least I can do.