Oh, goody. Geraldo.

Update: Good Lord. He has elements of the 82d Airborne signing some dumb ass song. Please, someone hit him with a chair.

Update 2: Is it just me, or is every story Geraldo covers about, well, Geraldo?

Update 3: What’s with the constant, maniacal laughing?! It reminds me of the old SNL skits parodying Tom Snyder. (For those of you not old enough to remember Tom Snyder….never mind.)

Update 4: Geraldo just called this war “the most righteous” mission he could conceive of. Well, I’m glad for his support. But isn’t he theoretically supposed to, oh, cover the news?

James Joyner
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