From The Department Of Really Bad Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas

Guys, I’m no expert on these things but I’m pretty sure this won’t go over well:

Valentines Day

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Comments

  1. James says:

    Take out a life insurance policy on her and the night will be complete.




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  2. al-Ameda says:

    Attention Fiction Writers
    Attention Fiction Writers

    Please give up, go home, get a another job.
    You cannot compete with reality.




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  3. CSK says:

    Because nothing, absolutely nothing, says “I love you madly, darling” more than “Let’s spend Valentine’s Day planning your funeral, sweetie.”




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  4. rudderpedals says:

    The Valentine sure to remind your lover of a death in the family or that time she was served with legal process. She’ll never forget.




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  5. mantis says:

    Sexy.




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  6. rodney dill says:

    “….and I’m not getting her anything else until she uses the gift I gave her last Valentines…”




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  7. bill says:

    gee, towards the end of my marriage i could have seen it!




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  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Irony is dead.




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  9. grumpy realist says:

    All right, who confused the Onion again for a real newspaper?




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  10. Anderson says:

    So in the picture, is she actually looking down at the funeral-insurance policy he’s giving her?




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  11. Pinky says:

    This is brilliant marketing. The kind of guy who has “no idea” what to get his gal on Valentine’s Day could actually be tricked into doing this.




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  12. grumpy realist says:

    @Pinky: I hate to say it, but some of the guys I dated in my earlier years would have been this clueless…..




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