From the “You Can’t Make this Stuff Up” File (Porn Star Edition)
Via the BBC: US porn actor in cliff-fall death.
Quite frankly, the headline alone is enough to almost qualify for the File.
However, it gets better (so to speak):
A porn-film actor who was wanted for murder has died after falling from a rocky hillside in Los Angeles, following a day-long stand-off with the police.
Officers had tried to talk Stephen Hill into surrendering after he fled to the edge of the hill, clutching a sword and threatening to kill himself.
Police said he fell 40ft (13m) after being hit by a non-lethal munition.
Hill, 34, was suspected of killing a colleague with a samurai sword.
We here in California have felt we were losing the race for Home Office of Weird to places like Florida and even South Carolina. Thanks to our murdering, sword-wielding, cliff-diving porno star we are back on top, baby.
Top that, Florida!