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New Zealand Prime Minister John Key: I Am Not A Shapeshifting Space Reptile

Of course, this is exactly what you’d expect a Shapeshifting Space Reptile to say.

Doug Mataconis
About Doug Mataconis
Doug Mataconis held a B.A. in Political Science from Rutgers University and J.D. from George Mason University School of Law. He joined the staff of OTB in May 2010 and contributed a staggering 16,483 posts before his retirement in January 2020. He passed far too young in July 2021.


  1. James Pearce says:

    He’s lying. I’ve seen him hanging out with the other Reptoids at the airport.

  2. smitty says:

    “Don’t believe denial,” said Dan Ube.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    As a Shapeshifting Space Reptile I can say unequivocally, he lies.

  4. Franklin says:

    See, this is where the Kiwis could use someone like Joe Wilson to call him out on this.

  5. Franklin says:

    (In fact, they’re free to have him.)