Headline Of The Day: (Lack Of) Gun Safety Edition
Police: Fla. teen accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle
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Police: Fla. teen accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle
Darwinism at its finest. Some people just shouldn’t reproduce.
Let me guess, the Florida teen was in Missouri when he did this? Cause MO has a talent for bringing out the stupid in people. Like the guy who shot his wife while attempting to install cable television? He needed a hole in the wall. Or the movie theater that opened the premier of ‘Iron Man 3’ with, and I quote, “a stunt in which an actor dressed in black, wearing body armor and carrying a fake rifle walked in to the movie house.”
What could go wrong with that?
Well, he still has one testicle left, which he can use for…oh. Right.
The bullet pierced his left testicle.
Didn’t Ray Charles once say in a Pepsi commercial:
“You (still) Got the Right One, Baby, Uh Huh!”
The Bullet pierced his left testicle.
Didn’t Ray Charles once say in a Pepsi commercial:
“You (still) Got the Right One, Baby, Uh Huh”
Another legitimate, responsible gun owner at work.
Too bad they just don’t shoot themselves-they sometimes shoot other people too, unfortunately.
Not to mention leaving their guns around for toddlers to play with.
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Oh well, FREEDOM!
@stonetools: Finally someone being properly charged for their negligence. Probably only seeing charges because of all the meth 🙁
@OzarkHillbilly: Let me guess, the Florida teen was in Missouri when he did this?
Oh, come on. Florida is the capitol of weirdness. Dave Barry’s pretty much built his career on that.
There once was a young lad named Mitch
Who though he was cool as skiditch
He tucked his new tool
In his pants like a fool…
And made himself into a bitch
@Dazedandconfused: If I may offer a slight alteration:
There once was a young lad named Mitch
Who though he was cool as skiditch
He tucked his new tool
In his pants like a fool…
And made himself his own bitch.
Two priceless revelations from the article… I’ll let both speak for themselves:
(1) Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party.
(2) While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house.