Holiday Caption Contest Winners

Obviously there were the good, the bad and the ugly associated with this pic:

But the winners are:

First Place: sortapundit — Meeting your new girlfriend’s parents is always an awkward experience – but, thought Jamal, this was the worst.

Second Place: Rodney Dill — It’s a little underdone, better remember to throw another cross on the fire next time.

Third Place: David R. Darrow — Honey, even your cooking is supreme!

Creepy and distrubing:

Kate — Mom?!?

South Park reference appreciated:

Mark Hasty — We’d better rethink that genetical engineerin’ stuff . . . maybe them scientists could come up with an all-white turkey.

France:

Myopist — Damn. After seeing sortapundit’s entry, I’m not going to even try.

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Leopold Stotch
About Leopold Stotch
“Dr. Leopold Stotch” was the pseudonym of political science professor then at a major research university inside the beltway. He has a PhD in International Relations. He contributed 165 pieces to OTB between November 2004 and February 2006.

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  2. sortapundit says:

    Honourable mention to second place to top dog in the space of two weeks. Well I’m just slapping you bitches to the ground, aren’t I?

  3. Pile On® says:

    Oh dear, I see the fame and fortune of caption prowess has claimed another victim. Sortapundit, I see booze, drugs, groupies, hangers on, wild sex parties, over-doses and stomach pumps on your joy ride to rock bottom. Enjoy the ride, and remember, rehab is for quitters.

  4. Ralph Gizzip says:

    I swear to God that looks like Rob’t Byrd Jr. and his wife.

  5. McGehee says:

    Pile On®, I never got any of those things when I was on my way down. All I got was a dang fruit basket that had been sitting in the back room for three weeks. Fuzzy green oranges! Yum!

    I demand my booze, drugs, groupies, hangers on, wild sex parties, over-doses and stomach pumps!

    Well okay, I guess the stomach pump isn’t absolutely necessary, but if I don’t get the groupies and wild sex parties, somebody’s going to hear from my “people.”

  6. Rodney Dill says:

    McGehee, Oh you got the fruit basket? must’ve been some sort of mistake.

  7. Rodney Dill says:

    …And Thank you for the recognition, I forgot my manners for a moment when I saw I had an opportunity to take a jab at McGehee.