ICE CREAM POLITICS

Star Spangled Ice Cream, which proclaims itself a “conservative alternative to Ben & Jerry’s,” has several interesting new flavors, including “I Hate the French Vanilla,” “Iraqi Road,” “Smaller Governmint,” and “Nutty Enivronmentalist.”

Some of their others include,

MORE FLAVORS WE HOPE TO INTRODUCE SOON
These flavors are not yet available!
Cowardly German Chocolate
Irrelevant Belgian Chocolate
Dutch (Reagan) Chocolate
Donald Rum Raisin
US Army Tank Crunch
US Navy Battle-Chip
US Air Force Over-The-Rainbow Sherbet
US Marine Tough Cookies & Cream
School Prayerleens & Crème
Gun Nut

VINTAGE FLAVORS

Clinton Im-Peach
White House Fundraiser Coffee
Peanut Malaise

DISCONTINUED FLAVOR
KerryBerry (ketchup-flavored ice cream) – the public just won’t buy it!

I’m not going to buy any, but find it mildly amusing.

(Hat tip: Donald Sensing)

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James Joyner
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Comments

  1. Conservative Ice Cream?
    Why not? Like millions of your fellow Americans, you enjoy ice cream but do NOT enjoy seeing your money funneled to wacko left-wing causes. We are not ashamed of America. We think it’s the best country ever, and so we…