IMAO: ASSAULT RIFLE BAN
Dr. Frank lists, TOP TEN REASONS REGULAR CITIZENS SHOULD BE ABLE TO OWN ASSAULT RIFLES. Among them:
10. Sometimes you’re too mad for just a normal gun.
9. If you see a dozen deer in one meadow, how else are you supposed to shoot them all before they run away?
4. For elderly people with arthritis, it may be painful for them to hit the trigger multiple times.
Indeed! Now, go read the rest.