It’s the “Tall Whites”!

FARS, the Iranian national news agency, is reporting that U. S. foreign policy is dominated by the aliens known as “Tall Whites”:

TEHRAN (FNA)- Former National Security Agency (NSA) contractor Edward Snowden revealed documents providing incontrovertible proof that an alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda is driving US domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945, some media reports said.

A stunning Federal Security Services (FSB) report on the nearly two million highly classified top-secret documents obtained from the United States Department of Defense (DOD) run National Security Agency-Central Security Service (NSA/CSS) by the American ex-patriot Edward Snowden states that this information is providing “incontrovertible proof” that an “alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda” is driving US domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945, reported.

IMO the news here is not that U. S. foreign policy is dominated by aliens (fill in your own wisecrack here) but that the Iranian national news service is reporting it.

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  1. al-Ameda says:

    Well, Persians are believed to be descended from Aryans, right?

  2. grumpy realist says:

    Remember when we discovered that the Taliban were putting together technology reports using pieces from the Journal of Irreproducible Results?

    Considering the rich cultural history in Persia and the immense effect the Islamic countries used to have on the sciences, the only question that comes to mind is: WHAT HAPPENED?!

  3. JWH says:

    Are you sure FARS isn’t Persian for “The Onion?”

  4. michael reynolds says:

    Have you seen John Kerry? Are you 100% sure he’s not an alien?

  5. JWH says:

    @michael reynolds: I would have twigged Dennis Rodman.

  6. Tillman says:

    “Tall Whites,” you say. Persian racists…

  7. JohnMcC says:

    @michael reynolds: Doggonnit, I was going to say that!

  8. Pinky says:

    @grumpy realist: What happened? Partly, this:

    According to occasionalism, since God is all-powerful, it’s a blasphemy to say that one thing causes another, because God causes everything. It just happens that God chooses to make us wet the moment after he chooses for it to rain. Rain doesn’t cause wetness. In this philosophy, science is therefore false. This is very different from the Western understanding of the natural and the supernatural, which doesn’t see a contradiction between the two.

  9. David in KC says:

    @JWH: Rodman? Not much of a disguise.

  10. rodney dill says:

    If you like your aliens you can keep your aliens.

  11. Stonetools says:

    Clearly the tall whites have displaced the greys as the alien controllers of the human race. I’m hoping they are not into the probes the way the greys were.

  12. grumpy realist says:

    @Pinky: Then it must have taken over, because DAMN there is no way a bunch of people running around the desert with that sort of mindset would have invented the astrolabe, primitive batteries, algebra, chemistry, etc.

  13. dazedandconfused says:

    I think the information is that their reactionary nutcases have as about as much suck within their media as ours do in our media. If Obama and Rohani beat these bastards, it will be a major accomplishment.