It’s snowing up in these

It’s snowing up in these parts, which is causing yet another run on the stores. This seems to happen every time it snows anywhere. Bread and milk seem to rise in popularity during bad weather, I’ve noticed. What I don’t get is WHY DON’T THESE PEOPLE HAVE FOOD ALL THE TIME? I mean, I eat pretty much every day–snow or no snow–sometimes more than once. Anticipating this, I keep the refrigerator and pantry stocked with food on a regular basis. Perhaps this will catch on?

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James Joyner is a Security Studies professor at Marine Corps University's Command and Staff College and a nonresident senior fellow at the Scowcroft Center for Strategy and Security at the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm vet. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.