Kerry Marriage Humor

Armed Liberal:

“Sen. John Kerry today released his plan to eliminate the deficit. He says all we have to do is find a really rich country like Switzerland, and marry her.” – Jay Leno, on NBC’s ‘Tonight Show’ (via the LA Times)

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  1. Rodney Dill says:

    …and then fool around with another rich country on the side…(rim shot)

  2. Randy says:

    Personally, I’d prefer Norway.

  3. Rodney Dill says: