LITTLE RED RIDING CROP

LITTLE RED RIDING CROP: This is just one of the children’s books Madonna might write according to Joe Queenan:

“Little Red Riding Crop.” An orphan raised by scheming trolls one day saves a whale from Japanese fishermen. In gratitude, the whale grants the child three wishes. The child’s first wish is for singing lessons. The second is for dancing lessons. The third is for a magic riding crop she can use to work over the dancers in her nightclub act. Madonna believes the fable will introduce children to S&M in a user-friendly environment, while allaying fears that the inability to sing or dance will necessarily prevent them from succeeding in show business.

An instant classic.

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