Maybe she Should get a Job with the TSA…
Via Reuters: Fake doctor jailed for giving breast exams in bars.
And this is, quite frankly, hilarious:
Police say Ross introduced herself to victims — one at a downtown Boise bar and the other at a nightclub in a Boise suburb — as a plastic surgeon named Berlyn Aussieahshowna, a name that turned out to be bogus.
Gee, you don’t say?
Important safety tip to all the readers out there: a nightclub is never an appropriate place for a “medical” exam.