NEW CAPTION CONTEST
NEW CAPTION CONTEST: OK, this one should be a little more suitable for captioning. . . .

Photo from YahooNews
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NEW CAPTION CONTEST: OK, this one should be a little more suitable for captioning. . . .
NEW CAPTION CONTEST: Photo from YahooNews:
Update: By request, the “actual” caption: Kenya Wildlife Service game wardens prepare to relocate a captured rhino from Lake Nakuru national park in the heart of Kenya’s scenic Rift Valley to another game park in the northern part of Kenya, March 17, 2003. The exercise aims to revive the number of rhinos, which were nearly wiped out in poaching attacks years ago. Photo by Stringer/Afghanistan (news – web sites)/Reuters TO MATCH FEATURE BC-KENYA MOVES RARE RHINOS IN DART AND CAPTURE GAME. REUTERS – Apr 01 1:35 PM ET
NEW CAPTION CONTEST: From Drudge:
NEW CAPTION CONTEST: Found one:
“For the last time, no, I will not take less than two thousand for the suit…no, no, I won’t sell the wingtips…well, maybe for a thousand, but you have to buy the socks too…”
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NEW CAPTION CONTEST: War or no war, the caption contest goes on:
(Hat tip to PoliBlogger for forwarding the photo.)
Here were all the entries from BackBlog:
LARRY () @ 04/04/2003 15:20:
COME ON! YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS!
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MommaBear (http://site-essential.com) @ 04/04/2003 16:42:
[ Hrrrrm…they’ve been chattering about her color-coordination or lack thereof…would she get angry if I quietly told her about the dandruff on her shoulders? ]
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Blogeline (http://blogeline.blogspot.com/) @ 04/04/2003 17:04:
(Hmm..they’re not bad..)
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jruben () @ 04/04/2003 17:26:
“Do you think they would pay more attention to me if I had tits out to here?”
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craig henry (http://leadandgold.blogspot.com) @ 04/04/2003 17:40:
This is not the time to discuss manicures.
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Dain Brammage (http://dainbrammage.blogspot.com) @ 04/04/2003 17:47:
Now, how does that go?
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
That’s It, I know I see that ring before…She is the Dark Lord!
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Alex Knapp (http://www.hereticalideas.com) @ 04/04/2003 18:29:
Everything I can think of is probably WAY too obscene…
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Hanah (http://quare.blogspot.com) @ 04/04/2003 18:37:
My, what big ARMS you have!
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Meg () @ 04/04/2003 21:31:
“Hmmmm, while there ain’t much, ‘Out to there’ won’t fix the problem.”
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chris t. () @ 04/04/2003 21:35:
“You know what…. she aint half b- ….Nah.”
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md (http://www.thegrowler.com) @ 04/04/2003 23:49:
I’m still having my pink , grey and purple suit cleaned. Wait ’til I get it back, it generates blog traffic like Rumsfeld in a dress!
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md (http://www.thegrowler.com) @ 04/04/2003 23:49:
I’m still having my pink , grey and purple suit cleaned. Wait ’til I get it back, it generates blog traffic like Rumsfeld in a dress!
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Miguel Octavio (http://miguel.octavio.net) @ 04/05/2003 00:07:
It was irresponsible to report we are losing the war because I bite my nails, I ahve always done so, look!
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April () @ 04/05/2003 11:34:
Wait a minute…those aren’t her hands…what’s that guy do-…no man, don’t go there…for the love of God, we’ll all go blind…
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Nan () @ 04/05/2003 22:11:
Lax security at the Pentagon is exposed when a thief breaks in on a press briefing and attempts to make off with the Undersecretary’s jewelry.
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flounder frank () @ 04/06/2003 00:25:
Maj. Gen. Stanley McChrystal sneaks a peak at Victoria Clarke’s “man hands.”
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Katewerk (http://www.katewerk.com) @ 04/06/2003 22:54:
In response to Mr. al-Sahaf’s claim to have chopped off our “rotten heads”, we are today announcing the latest initiative into Baghdad “Operation Squeeze Testicles”.
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