New Years Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
by Rodney DillTIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006



(AP Photo/Natacha Pisarenko/FILE)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

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  1. [IMG] Caption Contest Winners Thursday, January 04, 2007 The Lemguins Marching Into The Sea Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over. [IMG] [IMG] (AP Photo/Natacha Pisarenko/FILE) The Winners: First: charles austin – Moments later, in Mel Gibson’s Antarcticalypto, the penguins turn on their human benefactors

  2. elliot says:

    Whoa, I can’t swim…

  3. Don McArthur says:

    The destruction of American foreign policy complete, the remaining Neocons of the GOP cross the Potomac River to take on the challenge of revamping Baltimore city governance.

  4. elliot says:

    Hut-one Hut-two Where we headin’
    I don’t know we was never told, three four.
    Hut-one Hut-two Not goin in the water
    Way too cold, three four.

  5. elliot says:

    Would you quit saying…”It’s either sink or swim”

  6. “Now children, don’t get too close to the people. They carry diseases and can attack even when unprovoked.”

  7. Hermoine says:

    Documented proof! Of course, it took an underwearless Britney to get us all out here.

  8. Rags to wipe oil off penguins: $4.00
    Patagonia outerwear: $840.00
    Sony Blu-Ray TV Camera: $4,200.00
    Feeling superior to the rest of humanity: Priceless

  9. Mythilt says:

    The democrats on parade….

    The Disney corporation decided to go with lemmings after his first attempt at creating a mass drowning suicide failed.

  10. “The Race to Drown Each Other Before the Democrats Take Over Congress”

  11. sgtfluffy says:

    Sadly, the people sending the penguins off failed to see the Orcas circling offshore….

  12. elliot says:

    I’m telling you, the first sign of oil…I’M OUTTA HERE!

  13. DaveD says:

    The 2007 edition of the annual New Year’s day swim and polar bears have become an endangered species.

  14. Bithead says:

    Following their press conference, the penguins prepared to swim north, proceeding with their plan to protest the depiction of penguins in the movie “Happy Feet”

  15. floyd says:

    All dressed in tuxedos, they were ready for a formal send off!

  16. DaveD says:

    After the formal and seemingly dignified farewell ceremony at the U.N., Kofi Annan and his administration are bid a farewell after being shown the back door and the “way home” via the East River.

  17. Maniakes says:

    “Have any of you humans seen an iceberg around here? It’s white, craggy, and 90% of it is underwater. We’re sure we parked it around here somewhere.”

  18. “Chumley!”

  19. Gollum says:

    Lark of the Penguins.

  20. Gollum says:

    The environmentalists cheered, not knowing that merely 110 meters offshore an equally jubilant orca was awaiting the arrival of lunch.

  21. don surber says:

    Penguins think, “What a bunch of conformists. Every year they show up with cameras, just like lemmings”

  22. McGehee says:

    “I’ve told you a thousand times to watch your step! If my feet ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy!”

  23. While the penguins didn’t share in the financial success of the movies “March of the penguins” and “Happy feet”, they are enjoying the benefit of a human wind break.

  24. Nifong conducts a lineup for a child to determine what species of animal attacked her.

  25. DL says:

    Penguins at the bus stop!

  26. Gollum says:

    Damn – didn’t read fluffy’s comment before submitting the orca one. I take it back.

  27. Scott_T says:

    1) Danger! Penguin Crossing

    2) The latest “wave” of illegal immigrants coming to America to look for work. With the success of “Happy Feet” and “March of the Pengiuns” and a lack-luster immigration bill (which ignores Antartica) pending they know they can find work.

    3) Excuse us! We’re shuffling off to Buffalo.

    4) Middle-of-the-pack Penguin. “I knew I should of taken that left turn at Alber…, Alber…, New Mexico!”

  28. FreakyBoy says:

    Capitalizing on the red hot penguin-mania gripping Hollywood, the second unit prepares to film the iconic “running on the beach” scene from Mel Gibson’s new, and controversia, all-penguin remake of the classic movie “Chariots of Fire”. It’s the story of two very young, and different penguins, that find a common bond through catching and eating fish. The current working title is “Chars of Fire”, and the movie will be in Penguinese with sub-titles.

  29. In the glory of the sunset,
    In the purple mists of evening,
    To the regions of the home-wind,
    Of the Northwest-Wind, Keewaydin,
    To the Islands of the Blessed,
    To the Kingdom of Ponemah,
    To the Land of the Hereafter!

  30. Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony, side by side on my penguins’ feathers, oh Lord, why can’t we?

  31. Open auditions for Antarctic Idol have begun!

  32. Man in blue jacket: “Oh, intercourse the penguins, I’m cold. Let’s go see what’s on the tele.”

  33. Moments later, in Mel Gibson’s Antarcticalypto, the penguins turn on their human benefactors…

  34. elliot says:

    Shake a tail feather fellas, we have another press conference at noon.

  35. Lionel says:

    “Don’t you humans know, its horses you lead to water not penguins”!

  36. elliot says:

    Leader: Benny, Christmas is over, will you stop singing Christmas Carols.
    Benny: I wasn’t. I was just singing “No-whales, No-whales”

  37. Lionel says:

    “Hey, I thought this was supposed to be a formal event? I wore my tux for this?”