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Congress Fiercely Divided Over Completely Blank Bill That Says And Does Nothing

FILED UNDER: Congress, US Politics
Doug Mataconis
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Doug Mataconis held a B.A. in Political Science from Rutgers University and J.D. from George Mason University School of Law. He joined the staff of OTB in May 2010 and contributed a staggering 16,483 posts before his retirement in January 2020. He passed far too young in July 2021.


  1. C. Clavin says:

    Yeah…only Democrats would be willing to give up way too much in order to get it passed.

  2. gVOR08 says:

    No – not credible. Senate maybe, but a House Bill without a single abortion or repeal Obamacare amendment?

    And it’s too long and nobody’s read it. And where’s the statement on the Constitutional authority to do nothing?

  3. L.C. says:

    … and republicans would shut down the government to prevent it… while somehow concurrently restricting abortion laws, voter rights, support of the underclass poor while increasing giveaways to corporations

  4. Woody says:

    What’s more, the media stories on the Bill were based completely on anonymous sources.

  5. bill says:

    i like their disdain for tony romo and the joe biden stuff they do.