OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Michael Hamm says:

    No drugs here. You’re free to go.

  2. Nathan Wurtzel says:

    This morning’s commute into Washington DC would be different. No one would drive 35 in the left lane in front of them ever again.

  3. Michael Hamm says:

    Mid-East sex toy sale.

  4. Mr. Prosser says:

    Relax, we’re better off in the Camry; APCs, tanks, HumVees, they tend to attract the eye.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    According to what I’m hearing, Obama’s only giving us one week to get this done.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama calls this support? Give me Bush and a good dose of “Shock and Awe”!

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    The wife just called; dinner’s ready.

  8. I bow in awe of Nathan Wurtzel’s contribution.

  9. hey norm says:

    “We eat, therefore we hunt.”

  10. John Burgess says:

    ‘Uneasy Rider’

  11. Shopaholic_918 says:

    You’re right, skeet shooting is so much fun!

  12. JazzShaw says:

    The new fireworks ban in New York provided a sudden influx of sales over the border in Pennsylvania.

  13. JazzShaw says:

    No, no! You like! Perfect for reindeer! No have to work bolt action, see?

  14. “These are not the RPGs we are looking for. Move along.”

  15. JazzShaw says:

    Despite 1st amendment concerns, the government finally had to step in and halt production on Jackass 7.

  16. I dunno.. I think everyone else at the TeaParty is gonna have bigger stuff. Just sayin…

  17. Matt says:

    Free RPG’s, for a limited time, with your purchase of the 2011 Camry PBUH

  18. JazzShaw says:

    Sadly, the Syrian Olympic javelin team was disqualified following a terrible mix-up by the equipment manager.

  19. Clay_Arts says:

    We’re never going to win this kinetic military action with Tiki Torches.

  20. JazzShaw says:

    Do not worry, Sayid. They are much easier to operate than the Wii motion controller.

  21. Matt says:

    Dammit, Yusef! You ordered the Packers RPG’s. You KNOW Abdul is a Bears fan.

  22. John425 says:

    Hamas driver: “Nah. just some stuff I picked up for the annual Israeli kill”

    Soldier: “I see you’re headed for the Scott Walker protest, eh?”

  23. After a cop pulls someone over, a common question to test their response: “Any knives, guns, RPGs, or Stinger missiles I should know about?”

  24. Michael Hamm says:

    My rocket is bigger than yours dude.

  25. Drew says:

    No. No. Don’t be silly, they’re just for “kinetic military action.”

  26. G.A.Phillips says:

    This is what democracy looks like….this is what democracy looks like …alalalalalalalalalalala!!!!!!

  27. 1) “Hey, Ahmad. Tell me the truth. Does this RPG make me look fat?”

  28. Drew says:

    Joe, look at this! Tiger’s got Nike’s new driver and fairway woods, the “Launcher.”

  29. 2) “Hey, Ahmad. Is that a RPG you’re holding, or are you just happy to see me?”

  30. Wayne says:

    Tell me again. Are these the ones we use in support of U.S. troops or against U.S. troops?

  31. Upon arriving at the airport, Ahmed considers whether he should’ve checked the trunk of the car before leaving home.

  32. “Did one of you guys bring Diet Coke? I forgot to pack it.”

  33. Michael Hamm says:

    It’s nothing – just Jewish Suppositories

  34. No, no, no. This is merely potential military action. It only becomes kinetic military action when it goes boom!

  35. Who worries abou MPG when you’ve got RPG?

  36. Michael Hamm says:

    Tailgating – Arab style.

  37. Unsafe at any speed.

  38. When all you have are RPGs every problem looks like an APC.

  39. mannning says:

    We’re not playing pickup sticks, Muhammad.

  40. John425 says:

    Scene: Friday night, just outside Dee-troit, as revelers plan a night out on the town.

  41. rodney dill says:

    Driving Miss Daisy-cutter

  42. 3) “Okay boys. Looks like it’s time for operation: Rocket the Casbah.”

  43. MstrB says:

    Its still safer to drive than a Pinto

  44. We’ll get the money from Lebowski this time.

  45. Oh my, there’s some serious junk in that trunk.

  46. 4) “Remember fellas: This time try not to look like terrorists, okay?”

  47. 5) “Are you sure these Elephant suppositories that Obama sent us are effective against Gaddafi’s forces?”

  48. Jim says:

    “Oh yea, well this baby get 4-5 RPG’s/gallon, how about your vehicle?”
    Jim King

  49. Paul White says:

    “…And you say you got all this at Toys-R-Us?”

  50. Famous last words: Hold my chai and watch this.

  51. Let me guess, the beginning of another Michael Bay film.

  52. Smokin Aces III: Jihad!