Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, April 9, 2012
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
After being turned away at three malls and eight Walmarts, Ben the Bunny, too proud to apply for unemployment, takes the only seasonal job he can find.
“…. and turn off that cell phone!”
The driver of the white Rabbit in the loading zone, please move your vehicle.
“Newt Gingrich takes a weekend job to offset over $4 million in campaign debt.”
The rabbit mascot ended up working much better than the bloody Jesus with the “not buckling up makes me ‘cross'” sign.
Hippity, hoppity tickets are on the way
Two hours later, Bob would discover that the town doesn’t appreciate a guy who wears a giant rabbit’s head and no pants.
Breaking news….Five drivers call 911 today to report themselves for drunk driving. All kept mumbling something about a giant white rabbit.
And in tonight’s NBC feature story, after consulting with Energy Secy Chu on his stunning successes in solar power, Transportation Secy Lahood announced today to great fanfare his new initiative on driver safety….
And in an MSNBC exclusive, this is the last known footage of the cute little white r abbot before it was cold bloodedly run down by an oversized, gas guzzling, global warming creating, Republican produced SUV. Presiden Obama, when asked for his reaction said “my Energy Secy, Dr Chu, has informed me that had this been a Democrat Smart Car, the poor little bunny would have probably survived his injuries.”
“…and goddamit… stop telling your kids I don’t exist.”
Being a rabbit, she was especially upset to discover that her Catholic employer didn’t cover contraceptives.
A logging company having cut down the tree, the White Rabbit never found his way back to Wonderland.
“Dumb.” said area man Jorge O’Kane. “Totally gay.”
Little do they know I’ve placed “eggs” in their tailpipes.
(On other side of sign)
Thoughtful conservative for hire
Harvey lost his long-time gig when they banned Easter. But he’s gotten a government job as the Holiday Hare cause Obama will do anything to keep the employment numbers up.
One of the many “jobs saved”.
Confirmed – Those who still believe in the Easter Bunny also believe in “Hope and Change”.
So that’s what that guy meant by “4-way hit.”
Bet they don’t know I’m a “chocolate bunny”.
This might be the scariest “last seen” photograph ever taken.
“Well, General, we saw a world inhabited by giant rabbit-men. They appear docile, about as promiscuous as their cousins here, and in full command of horrible puns.”
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