OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Lannis Waters/Palm Beach Post

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Debbie Moss says:

    After being turned away at three malls and eight Walmarts, Ben the Bunny, too proud to apply for unemployment, takes the only seasonal job he can find.

  2. al-Ameda says:

    “…. and turn off that cell phone!”

  3. jd says:

    The driver of the white Rabbit in the loading zone, please move your vehicle.

  4. Ron Davis says:

    “Newt Gingrich takes a weekend job to offset over $4 million in campaign debt.”

  5. The rabbit mascot ended up working much better than the bloody Jesus with the “not buckling up makes me ‘cross'” sign.

  6. walt moffett says:

    Hippity, hoppity tickets are on the way

  7. Two hours later, Bob would discover that the town doesn’t appreciate a guy who wears a giant rabbit’s head and no pants.

  8. JKB says:

    Breaking news….Five drivers call 911 today to report themselves for drunk driving. All kept mumbling something about a giant white rabbit.

  9. Drew says:

    And in tonight’s NBC feature story, after consulting with Energy Secy Chu on his stunning successes in solar power, Transportation Secy Lahood announced today to great fanfare his new initiative on driver safety….

  10. Drew says:

    And in an MSNBC exclusive, this is the last known footage of the cute little white r abbot before it was cold bloodedly run down by an oversized, gas guzzling, global warming creating, Republican produced SUV. Presiden Obama, when asked for his reaction said “my Energy Secy, Dr Chu, has informed me that had this been a Democrat Smart Car, the poor little bunny would have probably survived his injuries.”

  11. rodney dill says:

    “…and goddamit… stop telling your kids I don’t exist.”

  12. Being a rabbit, she was especially upset to discover that her Catholic employer didn’t cover contraceptives.

  13. LorgSkyegon says:

    A logging company having cut down the tree, the White Rabbit never found his way back to Wonderland.

  14. KRM says:

    “Dumb.” said area man Jorge O’Kane. “Totally gay.”

  15. Hoyticus says:

    Little do they know I’ve placed “eggs” in their tailpipes.

  16. rodney dill says:

    (On other side of sign)
    Thoughtful conservative for hire

  17. MaggieMama says:

    Harvey lost his long-time gig when they banned Easter. But he’s gotten a government job as the Holiday Hare cause Obama will do anything to keep the employment numbers up.

  18. John425 says:

    One of the many “jobs saved”.

  19. Michael Hamm says:

    Confirmed – Those who still believe in the Easter Bunny also believe in “Hope and Change”.

  20. Tal East says:

    So that’s what that guy meant by “4-way hit.”

  21. Hoyticus says:

    Bet they don’t know I’m a “chocolate bunny”.

  22. Tillman says:

    This might be the scariest “last seen” photograph ever taken.

  23. Tillman says:

    “Well, General, we saw a world inhabited by giant rabbit-men. They appear docile, about as promiscuous as their cousins here, and in full command of horrible puns.”