Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, April 16, 2012
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
You put your left cankle in, and you shake it all about….
Other anti-Castro ‘policy initiatives’ having failed, the US tries santeria.
Asked later why she started dancing as soon as the DJ started playing Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, Secretary Clinton responded, “That’s my song.”
* Why is this woman smiling?
* Having lost any hope of the presidency, Hilly Clinton tries her hand at commercials… the first being for Stinkstop deodorant.
Go Hilly! Go Hilly!
Are these the prostitutes the Secret Service “hooked” up with?
You can keep these hard-working liberal women. I’ll go with those nice conservative stay-at-home and VERY hard-working moms!
Trust me, Bill, ain’t eatin’ his heart out!
“If you hear any noise. It ain’t the boys , it’s ladies night , uh huh”
In its defense, the Secret Service pointed out that association with prostitutes was an inevitable by-product of providing security to Secretary Clinton.
The ecstasy stealthily slipped into the bottle, the Columbian ambassador was biding his time until his next move.
Hillary Clinton attending a fundraiser for Pawnee (Ind.) city council candidate Leslie Knope at the Snakehole Lounge.
This ain’t nuthin’. Have you seen the photo album with pictures of Maddy Albright on the dance floor with Kim Jung Il??
I don’t know, it was weird. She was on the phone and all I heard was “dammit, you’re always late Barry, Bill never made Maddy wait” and bang, she was on the floor.
So much arm flab flapping, I’d thought the swallows had returned to Capistrano.
“Put the damn beads down. It’s disrespectful and we really don’t need to see ’em.”
“Damn, the NRA really knows how to put on a convention!”
It’s 3 am …
I like the guy in the upper right background. He looks like he’s gonna need some Obamacare after experiencing Hillarycare.
Here, Hillary Clinton is seen throwing her underwear into the Secret Service roadie pool.
“I’m about to make $47!”
Don’t you hate those movies where they BACK UP RIGHT INTO THE ZOMBIE!!!!
“I’m gonna party like I’m, $19.99.”
Since he stepped down, Silvio Berlusconi’s “bunga bunga” parties have really gone down hill
In the 2008 Democratic primaries, voters were fairly sure they chose the candidate most capable of dancing. They were wrong.
Americans have yet to see the costs for the State Department’s new golem security program.
Years of hard work and political positioning were about to pay off. She was one Michael Douglas lookalike away from living out her favorite Kathleen Turner scene of all time.
Ah ha ha ha stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Ah ha ha ha stayin’ aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
“On January 21 I am going to move down here for good. Without Bill, I hope. But then, that’s no change.”
“Oh, Madam Secretary, you card! ‘Hope’ and ‘change.'”
“Yep, change I can believe in!”
“If she will just be still, I can swat the tarantula crawling up her back.”
Lesbian karaoke isn’t nearly as interesting as you’d think it would be.
Even Bill Clinton wouldn’t hit that.
Those Columbian hookers were all for Hillary. The Secret Service stepped up to take the bullet.
It’s what they do.
Looks like Hillary’s crashed another GSA convention.
Dancing with the Czars.
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