OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. TexasOllie says:

    You put your left cankle in, and you shake it all about….

  2. John Burgess says:

    Other anti-Castro ‘policy initiatives’ having failed, the US tries santeria.

  3. Herb says:

    Asked later why she started dancing as soon as the DJ started playing Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, Secretary Clinton responded, “That’s my song.”

  4. Eric Florack says:

    * Why is this woman smiling?
    * Having lost any hope of the presidency, Hilly Clinton tries her hand at commercials… the first being for Stinkstop deodorant.

  5. Jerry says:

    Go Hilly! Go Hilly!

  6. MaggieMama says:

    Are these the prostitutes the Secret Service “hooked” up with?

  7. MaggieMama says:

    You can keep these hard-working liberal women. I’ll go with those nice conservative stay-at-home and VERY hard-working moms!

  8. MaggieMama says:

    Trust me, Bill, ain’t eatin’ his heart out!

  9. “If you hear any noise. It ain’t the boys , it’s ladies night , uh huh”

  10. Anderson says:

    In its defense, the Secret Service pointed out that association with prostitutes was an inevitable by-product of providing security to Secretary Clinton.

  11. Drew says:

    The ecstasy stealthily slipped into the bottle, the Columbian ambassador was biding his time until his next move.

  12. Hillary Clinton attending a fundraiser for Pawnee (Ind.) city council candidate Leslie Knope at the Snakehole Lounge.

  13. Drew says:

    This ain’t nuthin’. Have you seen the photo album with pictures of Maddy Albright on the dance floor with Kim Jung Il??

  14. Drew says:

    I don’t know, it was weird. She was on the phone and all I heard was “dammit, you’re always late Barry, Bill never made Maddy wait” and bang, she was on the floor.

  15. rodney dill says:

    So much arm flab flapping, I’d thought the swallows had returned to Capistrano.

  16. Jed says:

    “Put the damn beads down. It’s disrespectful and we really don’t need to see ’em.”

  17. al-Ameda says:

    “Damn, the NRA really knows how to put on a convention!”

  18. JKB says:

    It’s 3 am …

  19. JKB says:

    I like the guy in the upper right background. He looks like he’s gonna need some Obamacare after experiencing Hillarycare.

  20. JKB says:

    Here, Hillary Clinton is seen throwing her underwear into the Secret Service roadie pool.

  21. MstrB says:

    “I’m about to make $47!”

  22. jd says:

    Don’t you hate those movies where they BACK UP RIGHT INTO THE ZOMBIE!!!!

  23. rodney dill says:

    “I’m gonna party like I’m, $19.99.”

  24. Drew says:



  25. DCTrojan says:

    Since he stepped down, Silvio Berlusconi’s “bunga bunga” parties have really gone down hill

  26. Tillman says:

    In the 2008 Democratic primaries, voters were fairly sure they chose the candidate most capable of dancing. They were wrong.

  27. Tillman says:

    Americans have yet to see the costs for the State Department’s new golem security program.

  28. PuttingTheDreaInDream says:

    Years of hard work and political positioning were about to pay off. She was one Michael Douglas lookalike away from living out her favorite Kathleen Turner scene of all time.

  29. KRM says:

    Ah ha ha ha stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
    Ah ha ha ha stayin’ aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

  30. “On January 21 I am going to move down here for good. Without Bill, I hope. But then, that’s no change.”

    “Oh, Madam Secretary, you card! ‘Hope’ and ‘change.'”

    “Yep, change I can believe in!”

  31. “If she will just be still, I can swat the tarantula crawling up her back.”

  32. fustian says:

    Lesbian karaoke isn’t nearly as interesting as you’d think it would be.

  33. fustian says:

    Even Bill Clinton wouldn’t hit that.

  34. fustian says:

    Those Columbian hookers were all for Hillary. The Secret Service stepped up to take the bullet.

    It’s what they do.

  35. fustian says:

    Looks like Hillary’s crashed another GSA convention.

  36. fustian says:

    Dancing with the Czars.