OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Photo By REUTERS/Joaquin Sarmiento

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    “Enough with the eating dog nonsense. I’m switching to burritos anyway.”

  2. “I feel like such an ass in this costume.”

  3. Mr. Prosser says:

    Dressing like a Tea Party idiot to win votes is no way to go through life, son.

  4. ALP says:

    Please tell me which one is the president.
    They look like twins to me. Is it the one on
    the left, or right?

  5. rodney dill says:

    All in all, Obama was somewhat comforted that the Secret Service scandal didn’t erupt in Enumclaw.

  6. Michael Hamm says:

    Today’s political quiz: Which one is the true Jackass?

  7. Moderate Mom says:

    Yum! It looks almost as tasty as a dog.

  8. CSK says:

    “Let us bray.”

  9. al-Ameda says:

    “Which one is Sarah Palin?”

  10. jd says:

    This isn’t going to be pretty. (Not an entry)

  11. 11B40 says:


    Let me make one thing perfectly clear…I did not have sexual relations with that donkey….

  12. Tillman says:


  13. MaggieMama says:


  14. Bennett says:

    Eyore, depressed over the GOP nomination process, decided he had enough.

  15. John D'Geek says:

    “Democrats Cover their Ass … film at 11”

  16. John425 says:

    Obama: “Clearly, I am a bigger ass than the mascot.”

  17. rodney dill says:

    Everyone has an ass in their party they must deal with. Obama has Demo and Romney has Ted Nugent.

  18. John425 says:

    Obama: Ass? You mean donkey ass? Well, it tastes a lot like chicken.

  19. grizzlybare says:

    You can lead a donkey to KoolAid but you can’t make him drink.

  20. grizzlybare says:

    “Hey Mooch, the hors d’oeuvres have arrived!”

  21. grizzlybare says:

    Paging PETA and the ASPCA! This is the zenith of animal cruelty.

  22. Mitt Romney’s coded message to President Obama: “That will do, donkey. That will do.”