Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Winners will be announced Monday PM
“It is proved irrefutable Comrades… our Legos will conquer those of the Capitalist Running Pig within hours!”
And after a sunny Friday, expect to see government troops sweeping in from the east, with a 60% chance of supression for Saturday….
I. SAID. NEXT. SLIDE.
“Right there, just outside the Palin Compound”
Here Great Leaders favorite par 4 short. Leader challenge bunker right with driver or tree wood off Heroes Tee, leave flip wedge. Or, if heavy drinking night before, with 3 iron on tee, and short iron to glorius bunkered green. Please note bunker likeness to Great Leaders face. Like President Cleenton, Leader always put on card 4, no matter strokes many….
@al-Ameda: “We see Palin living room from… here… eewwwww..”
Lt. Kim carefully watches where next to point his stick, knowing any mistake will mean an instant posting to the border as a mine detector.
“You know what the Ukraine is? It’s a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It’s feeble. I think it’s time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.”
“No… you tell me where missile hit… THEN I draw target.”
“Mein Fuhrer, Steiner . . . .”
Yes, Dear Leader; the People’s Army has detected food over—-there.
… and this is where all those damn socks landed!
Who crapped all over the map? Him…..
“And this spot over here is where we’ll be dumping all the soldiers’ shit.”
Eventually, Sergeant Pang realized he wasn’t wearing pants. They weren’t snickering at the battle plan, no, there weren’t snickering at the battle plan at all!
FLOTUS Blossom recommended to Great Leader we plant arugula here.
We want you to play capture the flag with at least three divisions of troops. Get it?
In next week’s episode of The Politically Incorrect Asian Fugitive: Will U.S. Marshal Wei claim the blind Chinese dissident once again Zigged and then Zagged, after being allowed entrance into the U.S. Territorial States to study law?
So far, we’ve successfully held back the expansionary forces of the White European powers up until this point: located somewhere, here, in the deep South Pacific
So far, we’ve successfully held back the expansionary forces of the White European powers up until this point: located somewhere, here, in the deep South Pacific. And if I could…’♪I’d wash that man right out of my hair♪’
The stereotypical Asian ‘Commander and Chef Tofu’ maneuvers his forces to outflank the ginger chicken with tempura shrimp and egg flower soup.
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