OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Kevin Whalen says:

    No, you get the check. Nyet, YOU get the check! Nooooooo, you get the check.

  2. “Guess who’s coming to dinner?”

  3. “Gentlemen I’ve invited you all here to day to reveal the identity of the true murderer.”

  4. Wyatt Earp says:

    Merkel thought balloon: “Ugh, this entire room reeks of sweat and shame.”

  5. Wyatt Earp says:

    Circle of Jerks.

  6. MaggieMama says:

    Uhm, G8? I’m counting ten. Did Biden and a friend sneak in again?

  7. “Who controls the British Pound? Who keeps the Metric System down? We do, We do!”

  8. Mr. Prosser says:

    While waiting for the soup course to be served, the President idly wonders how many of these jamokes will be around after he’s re-elected.

  9. “No, I didn’t think it was funny that you all chipped in to get me a ‘Farewell Obama, enjoy your approaching retirement’ card.”

  10. MaggieMama says:

    Guaranteed. Here’s one group you won’t be seeing on YouTube!

  11. Hey Norm says:

    You guys are OK…but I kinda miss the guy in the cowboy boots fondling me.

  12. With the departure of Nicolas Sarkozy and Silvio Berlusconi, G-8 leaders were finally able to make it through a summit without someone filing a sexual harassment claim.

  13. It’s a round table so there will be no square deal.

  14. Moosebreath says:

    I say we make the financial markets an offer it can’t refuse.

  15. On second thought, let’s not go to the G8 summit, ’tis a silly place.

  16. John425 says:

    Merkel: “This Chinese guy and a black guy walk into a German gasthaus…”

  17. JKB says:

    G8 leaders swap stories about how they’ve used stimulus spending to funnel money to cronies.

  18. al-Ameda says:

    “Which German Chancellor is wearing pink?”

  19. Neil Hudelson says:

    Damnit, Dmitri! Don’t act like you don’t know the rules! Spin the chamber, point at YOUR temple, then pull the trigger ONCE.

  20. Eric says:

    Guuuys! We’re supposed to do a silly face one!!!

  21. Peterh says:

    Austerity measures!?! Most certainly…..for the 99%…..

  22. rodney dill says:

    @Peterh: Austerity measures!?! That’s Greek to me….

  23. “No Mr. President, a round table does not make you King Arthur or Sir Galahad.”

  24. Jfoobar says:

    In what many observers considered to be the opening salvo in a long running debate over Euro zone austerity measures, Angela Merkel insisted that Francois Hollande only order off the “Dollar Menu.”

  25. John425 says:

    Obama thought bubble: “I thought for sure they’d join me in blaming Bush for all this. Apparently this Greek stuff is serious.”

  26. Barack Obama: “We certainly appreciate the Chinese for paying for all of this…”

  27. jd says:

    OK, this how it works. We get up, the music starts and they take away a chair…

  28. jd says:

    Far right portrait: “We knew the Death Eaters! You’re no Death Eaters!”

  29. John425 says:

    Once seated, Angela Merkel suggests to all the men that they “grow ein pair”.