Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Can’t afford the fuel to send it into space… maybe it’ll work as a submarine.
Space Quest meets Sea Quest
God, the parking violations alone, no wonder they thought this was cheaper.
Joe’s wife is going to be surprised when he brings his latest garage sale find home.
The only reason Captain Kirk had that bridge dropped on him in Generations was because he had an innate fear of retiring from Starfleet and becoming a barge driver.
So…is New York City now the Final Frontier?
(Perhaps I should add “For Freedom!”)
Best episode of Swamp People ever.
They’re bringing the old boy home.
Sooner or later, public transportation is towed off somewhere to rust.
OK, we’ve got her turned into the wind. Now we need more speed!
“On the way to China, to be broken down, reassembled, and sold to America”
* Scotty… blow the hatch!!!!
* Sullivans landing on the hhudson v2.0
“At Progressive, we cover everything! Except that.”
@Jeremy: Flo will be so disappointed.
This is actually a really nice picture.
@Eric: I liked this view of the shuttle too,
Unless you were talking about the view of the clouds and the bridge.
A Floridian retiring to New York? Doing it wrong.
To infinity and….. oh nevermind.
– Enterprise goes waterskiing.
– Now I understan why they use nautical terms on Star Trek.
– Looks like Navy beat Air Force.
– Kirk: Scotty, Warp Factor 7!
Scotty: Din canna do ca’tin.Ya see da “No wake sign?”
– On the Enterprise’s playlist: “Slow Ride,” “Take The Long Way Home” and Bonnie and Delaney’s “Coming Home”.
“Enterprise? This is the bridge.”
Pres Obama was simply beaming at the “green version” of the Space Shuttle.
There be whales!!!!
“Captain, it is the Enterprise.”
Another perfect emergency landing by Chesley Sullenberger. What a pilot!
Gonna need a bigger boat.
The final scene for Free Willy 4 is somewhat less heartwarming than that of its predecessors.
Houston… we have a problem.
Lot #3 in Sotheby’s catalog. “From a national collection: Important Space Vehicle. Owner needs cash.”
With Romney’s war chest growing, Obama brings out his latest
“FUNDRAISING IN SPACE!”
Green Idea # 709,001
Sink the shuttle to encourage coral polyp growth on Neptune’s floor.
Gaia, and Algore would approve……
There’s no more room under Bam’s bus…now he’ll be
chucking them under the shuttle….
Bringing out the regime’s NEW shuttle, powered by a combination
of “solar wind”….and liberal flatulence.
Captain. I’m having trouble lifting off with this new algae fuel oil. Can we go back to the old $4.00 a gallon stuff.
Your parachute’s deployed.
Excuse me, but isn’t this the way Star Trek: The Search for Spock ended?
Captain Sully returns to the helm to pilot the U.S.S. Enterprise for its final voyage home.
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, Ninety-nine bottles of beeeeer…
Captain Sully pilots the helm of the U.S.S. Enterprise, rescuing it for the final voyage home.
secret recycle project
” A N D…..
the next jump will be a back-flip over the bridge with a twist”
2012 UN Council Meeting Break
World’s Largest Bird Dropping.
A three hour tour…
If you look carefully you can see two lanterns are hung aloft in the belfry arch of the North Church tower.
So a Space Shuttle Commander walks into a bar and says, “Anybody know where I can get a rub and a tug?”
If only we had a high speed rail line built to transport space shuttles…
She’s a witch!
Today’s entry in the Jeffrrey Leonard Invitational…
“Sir, Stargate vortex descending at eleven o’clock.”
“In our youth, our hearts were touched with fire.” — Oliver Wendell Holmes
Sail on silver girl. Sail on by. Your time has come to shine, all your dreams are on their way. See how they shine. When you need a friend, I’m sailing right behind.
It’s a metaphor for the future of NASA.
DRUDGEBREAKING: Pentagon releases plans for new down-sized aircraft carrier — USS Barack Obama… Developing…
NASA ferries the Enterprise to its final destination in front of the WTC Mega Mosque so that Muslims can feel good about themselves.
Miracle on the Hudson II.
You just can’t find good parking in NYC.
“I’m sorry, Captain. But I’ve given you all she’s got. We just can’t break free of that tugboat’s tracker beam.”
Mobro 4000 looking for a place to dump a socialist pork barrel boondoggle onto the ash heap of history.
Riverboat casino gambling: You’re doin’ it wrong.
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