OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Rodney Dill
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Monday, July 2, 2012
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29 comments
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Couldn’t resist rerunning this picture for today
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
“Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!“
“Arh, she’s sproong a leak”, said the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Lugar, get up here! I think we’ve finally reached Rino Island!
AARGH!! ” A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME” isn’t so great!
Way too much competition from the pirates in D.C.
Sail the Seven Seas, they told me. Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum, they told me. Three weeks in and all I do is clean vomit off the deck. This sucks.
“I don’t wanna be a pirate!”
Dave was the first to note “dread pirate Roberts.” My version would be:
“Have you ever considered piracy? You’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts”
“Just wait until the tax-o-nine-tails bites, then you’ll see who you’re messing with, Matey.”
@Doug Mataconis:
“I always wanted to be…. a lumberjack!”
Earlameyer The Butt Pirate
@Doug Mataconis: I used the same line yesterday at the AT&T when I saw a man wearing what I swore was a puffy white shirt from Seinfeld.
And this is what results when a pirate’s booty is consistently too high in carbs.
“Yes I got this outfit from the Rehnquist Estate. How did you know?”
Look, I understand having to call out politicians shamming taxes as penalties. But wasn’t the court thing for life!?
Slightly nuanced.
Look, I understand having to call out politicians shamming taxes as penalties. But wasn’t the court thing supposed to be for life!?
@rodney dill:
And you’re okay.
Roberts becomes the Poster Boy for Obamacare.
Roberts jumps ship. And joins up with the motley crew of the USS Obamacare.
Roberts poses for the cover of ‘Activist Judge Quarterly’ magazine.
“♫ I wanna go home. I wanna go home. This is the worst trip I’ve ever been on ♫”
“No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Kennedy.”
“But you see, this isn’t a penalty for shipping in the waters of the Dread Pirate Roberts. It’s a tax for not giving over all of your stuff to Dread Pirate Roberts.”
“Mobama Dick? I think you’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
I didn’t know Harry had a yacht….
I don’t want to judge, I just want sail and pirate all day!
“Tell me the truth. Does this decision make my butt look big?”
OK, I wore the stupid costume. Now stop calling me ‘Robes’pierre!
“Seamus is strapped to the bow, yes, we’re Toronto bound.”
Hey, isn’t this just another example of a manufactured distraction conjured up by the mainstream drive-by media to draw away our collective attention from the real news like the Katie Holmes vs. Tom Cruise divorce proceedings?!