OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AFP Photo/Fabrice Coffrini)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mr. Prosser says:

    Higgs and a fellow physicist celebrate the proof of the Higgs boson by doing jazz hands.

  2. Gromitt Gunn says:

    No, no, Daniel-san. Mass on, mass off. Mass on, mass off.

  3. Moosebreath says:

    No, this is how you play patticake.

  4. KRM says:

    “Ok, but this is the last time.
    This is the church, and this is the steeple…”

  5. al-Ameda says:

    “it is a wave, right?” “No, it’s a particle.”

  6. Vast Variety says:

    “All together now… If your happy and you know it clap your hands.”

  7. KRM says:

    “Well, it’s really quite simple. First, you picture yourself in a boat, on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies….”

  8. “How many times do I have to tell you? I was referring to a Navy NCO named Higgs. How you got to particle physics from that I’ll never know.”

  9. “You do know how to whistle, don’t you? You just put your lips together and blow.”

  10. jd says:

    “♫ It’s time to play the music,
    It’s time to light the lights… ♫”

  11. John Burgess says:

    “Well, see, I had this idea of putting subatomic particles on top of my speaker system and shazzaam… Mass.”

  12. “We tried calling it the ‘Satan particle,’ but it made funding really hard to come by.”

  13. John425 says:

    ” No, it’s the Higgs boson, not the Higgs bozo!”

  14. Greg Dwyer says:

    You put your hands in.
    You put your hands out.
    You put your hands in and shake them all about
    You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.
    That’s what it’s all about.

  15. “For God Particle’s sake, Higgs. Don’t give that account of what first attracted you to your wife. Instead of saying she poked an eye out, try saying something more romantic. Like she blinded you with science.”

  16. “Now, now, Professor Higgs. Leave those toggles alone.”

  17. “I’m telling you, she blinded me with science!”

  18. mannning says:

    No, that’s not what Einstein would say!

  19. Tillman says:

    “I’ve always wondered why my butterflies have two heads. Isn’t that weird?”