OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AFP Photo/Fabrice Coffrini)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(AFP Photo/Fabrice Coffrini)
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Higgs and a fellow physicist celebrate the proof of the Higgs boson by doing jazz hands.
No, no, Daniel-san. Mass on, mass off. Mass on, mass off.
No, this is how you play patticake.
“Ok, but this is the last time.
This is the church, and this is the steeple…”
“it is a wave, right?” “No, it’s a particle.”
“All together now… If your happy and you know it clap your hands.”
“Well, it’s really quite simple. First, you picture yourself in a boat, on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies….”
“How many times do I have to tell you? I was referring to a Navy NCO named Higgs. How you got to particle physics from that I’ll never know.”
“You do know how to whistle, don’t you? You just put your lips together and blow.”
“♫ It’s time to play the music,
It’s time to light the lights… ♫”
“Well, see, I had this idea of putting subatomic particles on top of my speaker system and shazzaam… Mass.”
“We tried calling it the ‘Satan particle,’ but it made funding really hard to come by.”
” No, it’s the Higgs boson, not the Higgs bozo!”
You put your hands in.
You put your hands out.
You put your hands in and shake them all about
You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.
That’s what it’s all about.
“For God Particle’s sake, Higgs. Don’t give that account of what first attracted you to your wife. Instead of saying she poked an eye out, try saying something more romantic. Like she blinded you with science.”
“Now, now, Professor Higgs. Leave those toggles alone.”
“I’m telling you, she blinded me with science!”
No, that’s not what Einstein would say!
“I’ve always wondered why my butterflies have two heads. Isn’t that weird?”