OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. “I could’ve had a V-8!”

  2. Matt says:

    Oops! I killed the economy again!

  3. Mr. Prosser says:

    “Joe said what?”

  4. Herb says:

    I never meant to cause you any sorrow….never meant to cause you any pain.

    I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain.

  5. President Obama reacts after reading about the Vice-President’s latest off-the-cuff remarks.

  6. JKB says:

    “Why can’t they see I’m working hard and doing my best!”

  7. Moosebreath says:

    Think you can hide, Mitt? Peek-a-boo!

  8. “Wait, I threw this water balloon at that criminal Romney! Why did it burst all over me?”

  9. “Yes, I just saw the latest poll numbers. Well, ‘into each life a little rain must fall’.”

  10. al-Ameda says:

    “God, I’m really, really, sorry if Mitt Romney is offended by my attacks.”

  11. jd says:

    Technical difficulties force President Obama to resort to his new PalmPrompter.

  12. physics geek says:

    Thought bubble: “I cannot believe that Michelle is wearing that belt clamp accessory again.”

    “Biden did NOT just say that…”

  13. KRM says:


  14. Drew says:

    “so today I’m demonstrating my commitment to using less shower water and how it will affect you.”

  15. mannning says:

    There are none so blind as those who will not see.

  16. Drew says:

    I know I’m so full of it with my Bain criticism even I feel like I have to take a shower.

  17. Tillman says:

    “Fvck, I left the football in Malia’s backpack again.”

  18. Well, Mr. President, we did leave it up to you as to whether the TelePrompTer or the lawn sprinkler timer would be fixed, remember?

  19. KRM says:

    “I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 17 trillion….”

  20. “How bad do I want to soak the rich? Worse than this!”

  21. It’s a little late to learn that “success is 99 percent perspiration.”

  22. “Yes, I always blame my predecessor for the mess I inherited. Oh, crap, next year that will be me!”

  23. New fundraising gimmick for the President: $3 gets you a shot from ten paces with a super-soaker.

  24. KRM says:

    “Look, people, when I said we should “soak the rich guys,” I meant the other rich guys!”

  25. mannning says:

    I guess sweat, blood and tears aren’t enough, they want a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage.

  26. “Oh God, ‘Hope and Change’? Did I really say that? I don’t believe it. I was so sophomoric back then.”

  27. Obama’s reaction during a ‘K Street’ style presidential candidate practice debate with a Mitt Romney stand-in.

  28. Obama during a practice presidential candidate debate with a Mitt Romney stand-in.