Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, July 16, 2012
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
“I could’ve had a V-8!”
Oops! I killed the economy again!
“Joe said what?”
I never meant to cause you any sorrow….never meant to cause you any pain.
I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain.
President Obama reacts after reading about the Vice-President’s latest off-the-cuff remarks.
“Why can’t they see I’m working hard and doing my best!”
Think you can hide, Mitt? Peek-a-boo!
“Wait, I threw this water balloon at that criminal Romney! Why did it burst all over me?”
“Yes, I just saw the latest poll numbers. Well, ‘into each life a little rain must fall’.”
“God, I’m really, really, sorry if Mitt Romney is offended by my attacks.”
Technical difficulties force President Obama to resort to his new PalmPrompter.
Thought bubble: “I cannot believe that Michelle is wearing that belt clamp accessory again.”
“Biden did NOT just say that…”
“so today I’m demonstrating my commitment to using less shower water and how it will affect you.”
There are none so blind as those who will not see.
I know I’m so full of it with my Bain criticism even I feel like I have to take a shower.
“Fvck, I left the football in Malia’s backpack again.”
Well, Mr. President, we did leave it up to you as to whether the TelePrompTer or the lawn sprinkler timer would be fixed, remember?
“I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 17 trillion….”
“How bad do I want to soak the rich? Worse than this!”
It’s a little late to learn that “success is 99 percent perspiration.”
“Yes, I always blame my predecessor for the mess I inherited. Oh, crap, next year that will be me!”
New fundraising gimmick for the President: $3 gets you a shot from ten paces with a super-soaker.
“Look, people, when I said we should “soak the rich guys,” I meant the other rich guys!”
I guess sweat, blood and tears aren’t enough, they want a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage.
“Oh God, ‘Hope and Change’? Did I really say that? I don’t believe it. I was so sophomoric back then.”
Obama’s reaction during a ‘K Street’ style presidential candidate practice debate with a Mitt Romney stand-in.
Obama during a practice presidential candidate debate with a Mitt Romney stand-in.
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