OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

REUTERS/Marcelo del Pozo

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. Cheeks says:

    We’re mean, green, and Olympic queens!

  2. Art Smith says:

    Two members of the Brazilian womens Olympic volleyball team were disqualified when Olympic officials discovered they were actually male transvestites. Officials explained: “Sometimes it’s difficult to tell the difference between men and women athletes. These guys did a good job disguising their actual gender with creative apparel choices, including astonishingly well coordinated accessories.”

  3. Mr. Prosser says:

    Kramer’s “Mansierre” will be marketed heavily in Rio in 2016.

  4. Rufus T. Firefly says:

    Ah, se ela soubesse que quando ela passa o mundo inteirinho se enche de graça e fica mais lindo por causa do amor.

  5. Tony W says:

    Brazil’s Women’s Beach Volleyball commission announced new tests for performance-enhancing drugs today, in light of allegations that the team may have been using testosterone injections. Senior officials had earlier denied the claims, but were forced to admit to wrongdoing after photos emerged.

  6. J-Dub says:

    Two Greek women cheer on their soccer team.

  7. Al says:

    Brazil decided to add a little levity to the closing ceremonies with some Steve Kardynal cosplay.

  8. Vast Variety says:


  9. al-Ameda says:

    Chick-Fil-A sells out

  10. Jeremy says:

    Brazilians don’t have this in the middle…

  11. Drew says:

    Obama’s “evolution” had more reach than even he imagined, but left him wondering” how do I them a voting card?”

  12. G.A. says:

    The other Packer fans?

  13. John Burgess says:

    “We just dare you to send a team, Saudi Arabia, we dare you!”

  14. John425 says:

    Ah, the Boys of Summer!

  15. Dave Schuler says:

    I had no idea that this is what they meant when they asked if I was going “full Brazilian”.

  16. Announcing the motto of the 2016 Olympics: “What Happens in Rio Stays in Rio!”

  17. “Hey! Does this make me look fat?”

  18. “No, I refuse to shave my pits, too! I do have my pride, you know!”

  19. “Imagine my surprise when I discovered that my girlfriend was just another cross dresser like me.”

  20. jd says:

    Cheering the Olympic Over-the-Shoulder Boulder Throwers.

  21. Chadzilla says:

    Brazil’s women’s beach volleyball team was eventually convicted of doping. What gave it away? The facial hair, chest hair, and penises.

  22. David says:

    At least our nipples aren’t cold.

  23. MstrB says:

    I though East Germany stopped sending a women’s team to the Olympics

  24. mannning says:

    Two halfwits with three cups too small each think they are at a Brazilian football match.

  25. Not an entry, but this AP photo simply begs to be your next contest: