Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, August 13, 2012
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
We’re mean, green, and Olympic queens!
Two members of the Brazilian womens Olympic volleyball team were disqualified when Olympic officials discovered they were actually male transvestites. Officials explained: “Sometimes it’s difficult to tell the difference between men and women athletes. These guys did a good job disguising their actual gender with creative apparel choices, including astonishingly well coordinated accessories.”
Kramer’s “Mansierre” will be marketed heavily in Rio in 2016.
Ah, se ela soubesse que quando ela passa o mundo inteirinho se enche de graça e fica mais lindo por causa do amor.
Brazil’s Women’s Beach Volleyball commission announced new tests for performance-enhancing drugs today, in light of allegations that the team may have been using testosterone injections. Senior officials had earlier denied the claims, but were forced to admit to wrongdoing after photos emerged.
Two Greek women cheer on their soccer team.
Brazil decided to add a little levity to the closing ceremonies with some Steve Kardynal cosplay.
Chick-Fil-A sells out
Brazilians don’t have this in the middle…
Obama’s “evolution” had more reach than even he imagined, but left him wondering” how do I them a voting card?”
The other Packer fans?
“We just dare you to send a team, Saudi Arabia, we dare you!”
Ah, the Boys of Summer!
I had no idea that this is what they meant when they asked if I was going “full Brazilian”.
Announcing the motto of the 2016 Olympics: “What Happens in Rio Stays in Rio!”
“Hey! Does this make me look fat?”
“No, I refuse to shave my pits, too! I do have my pride, you know!”
“Imagine my surprise when I discovered that my girlfriend was just another cross dresser like me.”
Cheering the Olympic Over-the-Shoulder Boulder Throwers.
Brazil’s women’s beach volleyball team was eventually convicted of doping. What gave it away? The facial hair, chest hair, and penises.
At least our nipples aren’t cold.
I though East Germany stopped sending a women’s team to the Olympics
Two halfwits with three cups too small each think they are at a Brazilian football match.
Not an entry, but this AP photo simply begs to be your next contest:
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