OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Image by Carolyn Kaster / AP

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Kevin Whalen says:

    My crystal ball says I’m screwed.

  2. Mr. Prosser says:

    President Obama works the undecided Metron vote.

  3. bill says:

    “i see……nothing”

  4. John Burgess says:

    “I’ve got this ball of hot air I’m going to sell you. And you’re going to buy it, just like you did in 2004.”

  5. Al says:


  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Richard Branson may be able to hold a 737 in his hands, but I can hold the power of the sun in mine.”

  7. Stinger2009 says:

    I just want to put my hands around Joe’s throat and choke the life out of him ever so slowly.

  8. The press would come to regret their insolent questioning of the heir to The Fire Nation.

  9. The President holds the key to understanding climate change in his hands.

  10. rudderpedals says:

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  11. The Magic Eight Ball says: “Yes, you are a light worker. Very light. But a heavy golfer!”

  12. physics geek says:

    I see that Rev. Sensing has beaten me to the Magic Eight-Ball comment. Now I have to figure out something stupid to say. Fortunately, that shouldn’t be difficult:

    “Awesome. I just found the inspiration for an AC/DC song.”

    “The flying monkeys look awfully weird in this thing.”

    “What is with the big lidless eye I see in this thing?”

  13. al-Ameda says:

    “and the award for best supporting actor goes to …”

  14. “If I am able to fit this thing into Joe Biden’s mouth, maybe he would sound literally brilliant! …. Nah, wouldn’t help.”

  15. Jeremy says:

    “Never fear, Sargon is here!”

  16. al-Ameda says:

    “Mike Akin will say what many Republicans actually believe”

  17. I’m proud to endorse this new product from Titleist!

  18. “Carolyn, take the shot now if you want it to appear on perfectlytimedphotos.com!”

  19. rodney dill says:

    “Talk to me Goose.”

  20. CSK says:

    “Jerry Lee Lewis gave me his spare.”

  21. “Just a hunka hunka burning love!”

  22. The world’s biggest boob finally meets his match.