OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Misspelling and poor coordination aside, the American people are disturbed at the lack of a disco backbeat and appropriate stereotypical costuming.

  2. JKB says:

    “TOTUS, stop screwing around!”

  3. Mr. Prosser says:

    Four preppies and a pitted out blogger from OTB.

  4. JKB says:

    Bringing the pieces together in a coherent manner has never been the Obama administration’s strong suit

  5. John Burgess says:

    The collision of The Village People and Alzheimer’s Disease is not pretty.

  6. Tony W says:

    Feeling justified after a brief workout, Obama’s campaign staff revisited the buffet for another round.

  7. Michael Hamm says:

    Government funded “green” deodorants displayed to an adoring Democrat fundraiser.

  8. al-Ameda says:

    “Who’s the guy in the white shirt?”

  9. CSK says:

    Auditions for the Joffrey Ballet have gotten much less competitive in recent years.

  10. C. Clavin says:

    “…Ryan is tackled in the end-zone…that’s a safety….2 points for the Dme’s and the Republicans have to kick the ball away…”

  11. rodney dill says:

    @C. Clavin: Well it looks like one for too many players on the field, two for safeties, and one for touchdown… the NFL replacement officials just can’t seem to get it right.

  12. John425 says:

    ” …Y–M–C–A” , It’s fun to stay at the Y–M–C–A!”

  13. Rufus T. Firefly says:

    Confusion arose when there was no advance agreement as to whether it was the “eensy-weensy” or “itsy-bitsy” spider who went up the water spout.

  14. 11B40 says:


    Now do you realize why all his academic records are Top Secret/Special Compartmentalized Information ???

  15. “♫I’m a little teapot. Here’s my spout♫”

  16. Tillman says:

    This is perilously close to being someone’s last known photograph. I really hope it’s not the dude on the far right’s.

  17. rudderpedals says:

    If you’re happy and you know it and you really want to show it if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands

  18. jd says:

    The guy in back is thinking “huh, looks right to me”.

    What’s “ih” in the middle and round at both ends?

  19. Everybody sing along:

    “Four duds in OIHO”

  20. Mary G says:

    Attempts to add men’s synchronized swimming to the 2016 Olympics are off to a slow start.

  21. MstrB says:

    Congratulations, you passed the intelligence test to be Mayor of Los Angeles.

  22. KRM says:

    “It’s true! It’s true!”

  23. Anderson says:

    Now we see why Obama so often cuts himself while shaving.