OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Davebo says:

    Joe Biden get’s a piece of Rodney, the motor city mad man’s old lady.

  2. Kevin Whalen says:

    We don’t sit like this on Amtrack, literally!

  3. Gird your loins.

  4. Michael Hamm says:

    I have three words to describe my feelings: Wanna ride my Harley?

  5. “Trust me, it’s a big f***ing deal”

  6. “I’ve got the keys to Barack’s private stock of White House beer. Wanna party?”

  7. rodney dill says:

    @Davebo: Hmmmm… I’m not sure that sentence parses out the way you intended. (update: Actually you are right, which you obviously already know, I found the rule on possessives and appositives)

  8. JKB says:

    The Sons of Anarchy and their granddaddy, Disaster.

  9. Fog says:

    Forget it – Doug’s first post wins.

  10. Mr. Prosser says:

    Having palmed off their Back Seat Betty the riders plan their next stop.

  11. JKB says:

    “I claim the right of primae noctis” “Honey, you ain’t even in the first thousand”

  12. rodney dill says:

    Biker Chick: “My boys are better equipped than you Secret Service agents.”
    Joe Biden: “Uh… We’re talkin’ guns right?”

  13. Tillman says:

    It’s not quite “two adoring cherubim.”

  14. “No, lady, no problem. Evangelicals will never vote for me, anyway.”

  15. “And the great part is that when she gets up, I get a turn, too!”

  16. “Well, I am the vice president.”

  17. Idiot says:

    I got your federal funded Viagra right here…..

  18. John Burgess says:

    Typical Biden day… murmuring sweet little nothings.

  19. al-Ameda says:

    “I’m not wearing my wedding ring today”

  20. Chinn Romney says:

    Gotta go with Pee Wee Herman’s Big Adventure, although we have to bring in a couple more Bikers:

    Biker #2: [the whole gang holds Pee-wee hostage] I say we kill him!
    Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
    Biker #3: I say we hang him, *then* we kill him!
    Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
    Biker #4: I say we stomp him!
    Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
    Biker #4: Then we tattoo him!
    Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
    Biker #4: Then we hang him…!
    Biker Gang: [shout] YEAH!’!
    Biker #4: And then we kill him!
    Biker Gang: [shout] YEAH!’!’!
    Pee-wee: [tries to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let him go.
    Biker Gang: [shout] NO!’!’!
    Biker Mama: [whistles] I say ya let me have him first!

  21. Idiot says:

    Guy 1 to Guy 2 – Typical guy with a government pension…..

  22. Idiot says:

    Modified: I got your federally funded Viagra right here…..

  23. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Biker on left to biker on right, “Hey, she’s your girlfriend.”

    Biker on right to biker on left, “My girlfriend? I thought she was yours!”

  24. Once again, Biden gets stuck with riding in the bitch seat.

  25. David says:

    Hell, if I knew that’s all it took, I would have been talking to Romney about the VP slot months ago…

  26. Moderate Mom says:

    I won’t even bother, since I know I can’t top Doug or Stormy.

  27. rodney dill says:

    Ridin’ Biden

  28. Commonist says:

    One vote forward, two votes back.

  29. jd says:

    Barkeep!… another sarsaparilla!

  30. gus says:

    Don’t worry, my Secret Service detail will take care of those two guys.

  31. black onion says:

    I’m gonna tap that ass. I’m just Biden my time.

  32. The Q says:

    Want a threesome with a black guy?

  33. Greg Dwyer says:

    “Pathetic,” the record thought. How he ended up here, watching the Vice President making a fool of himself, he would never know. He was a piece of history – the original gold record for The Kingston Trio’s first album. And now here he was hanging on the wall with Joe Biden cuddling up to some biker chick, “Pathetic.”

  34. Tillman says:

    Rusty was uncertain about what his Ma’s intentions were with the vice president. Earl, as the more experienced of the pair, knew all too well what was to follow. He’d been just a little squirt when Muskie came to town, but the memories haunted him forever.

  35. cd6 says:

    Oh god I vote for Ridin Biden

  36. Jeremy says:

    Biden’s daily gaffe practice session gets tougher the closer to the election it gets.

    (Hey, you gotta stay in shape…)

  37. CSK says:

    The chamber music trio would have preferred that Vice President Biden tender more formal congratulations to their gold record-winning oboist.

  38. CSK says:

    The vice president’s package received some welcome stimulus.

  39. Finally, the Conservatives’ answer to the Liberals’ porno political satire, Nailin’ Palin: Gang Bangin’ Biden

  40. The Right’s answer to the Left’s porno political satire, Nailin’ Palin: Gang Bangin’ Biden

  41. Hey, if the Secret Service didn’t takedown that pizza guy for hugging the president, why do we have to take this?

  42. “If looks could kill, baby. Trust me, your boyfriends would already be dead. Courtesy of a predator done strike, baby.”

  43. “If looks could kill, baby. Trust me, your boyfriends would already be dead. Courtesy of a predator drone strike, baby.”