OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM




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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. John Burgess says:

    “I can choke back tears with the best of ’em, I tell you.”

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    “Suck wind, Ray Bolger… I do too have a brain!”

  2. “With the thoughts I’d be thinkin’ I could be another Lincoln. If I only had a brain.”

  3. JazzShaw says:

    Note to self: Do not schedule Botox treatments so close to a floor speech again.

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    Mmmm… bacon

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    Negotiating with Obama is like taking candy from a diabetic baby.

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    If I time this Silent But Deadly right they’ll blame Reid when he gets to the mic.

  4. MstrB says:

    When Boehner gets stiff, he leans to the right.

  5. Michael Hamm says:

    What, Me worry?

  6. The budget negotiating session ended in a heated round of “I’m thinking of a number, what is it?”

  7. I laughed. I cried. I kissed $1.5T goodbye.

  8. Boehner held his breath until he turned blue enough to agree that cutting 0.86% of the budget would solve all our problems.

  9. G.A.Phillips says:

    I always wondered what became of Howdy Doody….

  10. Wayne says:

    the cat who ate the canary

  11. Michael Hamm says:

    Obama lays out his deficit reduction plan. Boehner tries to hold in his response.

  12. Hello World! says:

    Michael Scott, Dunber-Mifflen paper salesman goes to Washington

  13. Oompa Loompa Dommpadee Doo
    I’ve Got A Perfect Budget For You

  14. Michael Hamm says:

    John Boehner reacts to the AP report that Madonna is still a virgin.

  15. Winning!

  16. John425 says:

    Boehner now understands the Chris Matthews’ comment about Obama giving him a thrill up his leg.

    Boehner also wants Mataconis to have a brain.

  17. MstrB says:

    Boehner regretted following the advice to picture the Washington Press Corps naked before his speech.

  18. Maggie Mama says:

    First it was Reid with his soft-spoken demeanor; now Boehner with his tear-jerking displays — I’m telling you we need a law on the books that no one in Congress can wear a pink tie!

  19. Maggie Mama says:

    WWJWD? (What would John Wayne do?)

  20. Maggie Mama says:

    Boehner glances up at the debt clock and knows he only has 3 billion dollars to end this nightmare of a press conference.

  21. Same as it ever was.

  22. The deficit has become so large it has started generating its own gravitational field.

  23. — “Gilly!”
    — “What?”
    — “Gilly!”
    — “Sorry.”

  24. “How do I spell relief?…How’s that for y-all?”

  25. John Boehner takes a moment to explain to the press how he spells relief, phonetically.

  26. — “Boehner!”

    — “What?”

    — “Boehner!”

    — “Sorry.”

  27. timbo says:

    As Boehner finally morphs into a bubba, he is embarrassed to find himself stepping out of his fancy Italian shoes and fighting a desire to take off his necktie in the midst of a press conference.

  28. “Palm fronds? Palm fronds? Who is the idiot on my staff who thought that four American flags would look good with palm fronds?”

  29. “I am trying to demonstrate visually to the Tea Party that I do indeed lean to the right.”

  30. Michael Hamm says:

    Constipated. Try Ex-Lax.

  31. “I don’t care, Obama is awesome!”

  32. John425 says:

    Boehner: “I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and bright.”

  33. A Man of the People: John Boehner’s reaction having heard a six-year-old girl was searched by TSA, while he is not.

  34. John Boehner on TSA pat-down of 6-year-old girl: “I don’t know. Maybe her parents were Democrats?”

  35. John Boehner on TSA pat-down of 6-year-old girl: “I don’t know. Maybe she should run for public office like me?”

  36. John Boehner on TSA pat-down of 6-year-old girl: “I’ll be introducing a bill on the floor tomorrow that prevent this tragedy from ever happening again. It will make it illegal to videotape any TSA searches, except for training purposes only.”

  37. John Boehner on TSA pat-down of 6-year-old girl: “And, um, what did they find on her?”

  38. In an attempt to lead by example, as a senior statesman, the freshman Tea Party members of Congress on the nation’s debt-ceiling crisis, John Boehner decides to hold his breath.

  39. John Boehner on TSA pat-down of 6-year-old girl: “I’ll be introducing a bill on the floor tomorrow that [will] prevent this tragedy from ever happening again. It will make it illegal to videotape any TSA searches, except for training purposes only.”