Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, December 31, 2012
Winners will be announced after Thursday PM
It’s right down the street guys. It’s a big white house with a black fence.
The wise men are doing the wise thing: Getting the puck out of DC.
“Quick! Before Congress wants our gold, our frankincense, our myrrh.”
“Never mind that other stuff, just get the gold.”
“Yeah, they got a pretty good sense of Franken, and nobody knows what myrrh is.”
DC proudly hosts a Muslim parade…wait, what? Somebody call out SWAT.
“Yeah, I know we’re late, but we’re the only wise men in this town.”
Notice the lack of members of congress
Despite what appeared to be photographic evidence, most Americans refused to believe that there were wise men in Washington, D.C.
If there really was a war on Christmas somebody would be there with a Bushmaster and 23 30 round clips.
Quick question, which ones are part of the 47% and which ones are part of the 1%?
We really should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
@Doug Mataconis: …and certainly not as many as three at any one time…
Wise men in DC?!? Shirley….you jest….
Bernanke sneaks into the December meeting of the Fed in Washington DC, knowing that no one would expect him to dress as a Wise Man. Note Philly leading and Chicago trailing …
“We three kings of lobbying are,
Bearing gifts, we travel afar”
From one of the two youngsters in trail: “Are we there yet?”
Does this look like Bethlehem to you? Where are the packed Chinese joints? They’re always jammed on Christmas Eve.
The three wise men return home in disappointment after realizing the “star” they follow was the incandescent blaze of 536 bloated egos.
“We bring presents for Cliff.”
Balthazar looked back at the other two in frustration, and silently swore to never fly Air India again.
“Hey, anyone see the findings of the Benghazi investigation?”
“Yeah, pretty stinging”
“Speaking of Benghazi, anyone seen Hillary?”
“…why, no, not in for some time. Maybe she’s over here….c’mon fellas”
Once they read the Senate’s 2 a.m. fiscal-cliff bill, the three magi did the only thing that wise men could do – got out of town and took their assets with them.
Fourth guy in line: “So I just had an idea…popcorn you make at home. I will call it Jiffy Pop. It will be popcorn kernals with oil in a foil pan and as it pops, it fills up a gold foil ball……”
Second guy: “…well if this isn’t just a bad time to have my HurryCane in the shop….”
I’m sure we left the camels tied to one of these posts.
Shhhh! Don’t wake the Pharisees.
“Hey Bill, where did you get that ballin’ ass cane?”
For the last time: these are the three wise men. Boehner, Reid and Biden are the three wise guys. Not the same.
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