OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Photo By JASON REED/Reuters

Winners will be announced after Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Debitking says:

    It’s right down the street guys. It’s a big white house with a black fence.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The wise men are doing the wise thing: Getting the puck out of DC.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Quick! Before Congress wants our gold, our frankincense, our myrrh.”

    “Never mind that other stuff, just get the gold.”

    “Yeah, they got a pretty good sense of Franken, and nobody knows what myrrh is.”

  4. JKB says:

    DC proudly hosts a Muslim parade…wait, what? Somebody call out SWAT.

  5. Peacewood says:

    “Yeah, I know we’re late, but we’re the only wise men in this town.”

  6. MstrB says:

    Notice the lack of members of congress

  7. Despite what appeared to be photographic evidence, most Americans refused to believe that there were wise men in Washington, D.C.

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    If there really was a war on Christmas somebody would be there with a Bushmaster and 23 30 round clips.

  9. David says:

    Quick question, which ones are part of the 47% and which ones are part of the 1%?

  10. David says:

    We really should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

  11. rodney dill says:

    @Doug Mataconis: …and certainly not as many as three at any one time…

  12. Peterh says:

    Wise men in DC?!? Shirley….you jest….

  13. John D'Geek says:

    Bernanke sneaks into the December meeting of the Fed in Washington DC, knowing that no one would expect him to dress as a Wise Man. Note Philly leading and Chicago trailing …

  14. Stonetools says:

    “We three kings of lobbying are,
    Bearing gifts, we travel afar”

  15. rudderpedals says:

    From one of the two youngsters in trail: “Are we there yet?”

  16. rudderpedals says:

    Does this look like Bethlehem to you? Where are the packed Chinese joints? They’re always jammed on Christmas Eve.

  17. Hal 10000 says:

    The three wise men return home in disappointment after realizing the “star” they follow was the incandescent blaze of 536 bloated egos.

  18. John Burgess says:

    “We bring presents for Cliff.”

  19. Tillman says:

    Balthazar looked back at the other two in frustration, and silently swore to never fly Air India again.

  20. markm says:

    “Hey, anyone see the findings of the Benghazi investigation?”

    “Yeah, pretty stinging”

    “Speaking of Benghazi, anyone seen Hillary?”

    “…why, no, not in for some time. Maybe she’s over here….c’mon fellas”

  21. Once they read the Senate’s 2 a.m. fiscal-cliff bill, the three magi did the only thing that wise men could do – got out of town and took their assets with them.

  22. markm says:

    Fourth guy in line: “So I just had an idea…popcorn you make at home. I will call it Jiffy Pop. It will be popcorn kernals with oil in a foil pan and as it pops, it fills up a gold foil ball……”

  23. markm says:

    Second guy: “…well if this isn’t just a bad time to have my HurryCane in the shop….”

  24. jd says:

    I’m sure we left the camels tied to one of these posts.

  25. jd says:

    Shhhh! Don’t wake the Pharisees.

  26. Brimley says:

    “Hey Bill, where did you get that ballin’ ass cane?”

  27. For the last time: these are the three wise men. Boehner, Reid and Biden are the three wise guys. Not the same.