OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced after Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Blocked from his teleprompter by Joe Biden and outflanked by Hillary, Obama was speechless.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Obama: “Please, take my Presidency.”

    Biden: “Who? Me?”

    Hillary: “Oh No you don’t. This is your mess. And you better clean it up by 2016 too.”

  3. John Burgess says:

    “Please step this way for your concussion. No, not you, Joe… you’ve already got yours.”

  4. JKB says:

    “And this, is the typical Obama voter”

  5. JKB says:

    When you vote in an election and you don’t know who the sucker is, you are the sucker.

  6. Budgie93 says:

    “Well it’s not going to be Cuomo”

  7. rodney dill says:

    Obama introduces Hillary and Joe to his new friend, Chris Christie.
    Clinton: “Look… an R.O.U.S.”
    Biden: “I din’t beleef dey exist.”

  8. Tillman says:

    “He lost a bet so now he has to be Treasury Secretary, but with no pants.”

  9. David says:

    Hill, what to try the chair out? I’ve just been keeping it warm for you for 2016.

  10. rodney dill says:

    Hillary: “So who is in that empty chair.”
    Obama: “Clint Eastwood.”
    Biden: “HA… you got me on that one.”

  11. Michael Hamm says:

    Look – I told you that Boehner has a smaller dick than Biden’s.

  12. al-Ameda says:

    “What, they’re from the Kenyan Embassy? You’re kidding, right?”

  13. al-Ameda says:

    “Joe Arpaio?
    “You have a warrant?” ”
    “You’re kidding, right”

  14. Drew says:

    Obama: “You see those reporters who just left? Can you effing believe the Benghazi water they carried for us?”

    Clinton: “I’m laughing as hard as you, Barry….but have you ever heard the name “Monica?”

    Biden: “But what about me?”

    Post photo: “Shut up, Joe.”

  15. Drew says:

    Obama: “Are you kidding? Buried at sea my ass, here’s his cold, dead carcass!”

    Hillary: “Wow. So which fireplace?”

    Biden: “Hey, I made the taxidermist recommendation.”

    Post photo: “Shut up, Joe.”

  16. Jeremy says:

    Obama: “Hey, you two, get over here and put your entries in for the Caption Contest!”

    Joe: “Who? Me?”

    Hillary: “I’d need to be on Outside The Beltway like I need a hole in my head.”

  17. CSK says:

    As a special treat for his friend Jeff Immelt, Obama asked Joe and Hillary to perform their boffo cover of Dinah Shore’s classic “See the USA, in your Chevrolet…”

  18. CSK says:

    Live from the Oval Office, President Obama graciously agreed to host the special edition of “American Idol: Geriatric Wannabes.”

  19. Jc says:

    “Great place for a hidden camera! I could have really used one of these during Bill’s presidency..”.