Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Winners will be announced after Monday PM
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his live-in “friend” examine the offspring of their union.
Amzerdizzinjab: “…one of these days Pishgam….POW….to da moon!”
Ahmadinejad: “I’ve heard of throwbacks but this is ridiculous”
Ahmedinejad: “What do you think of my masterstroke? Kidnapping the granddaughter of American superpatriot, Chuck Norris!”.
Irainian doctor tries to infect monkey with insanity virus by exposing it to Ahmedinejad.
“So, can he light himself on fire or stretch his body and limbs? Turn invisible? Nothing?!”
“Congratulations, sirs! It’s…a monkey.”
“What?! But the surrogate–”
“Yeah, I don’t know either. I definitely pulled a monkey out of there.”
“Yes Mahmoud, we’ve received word back from the U.S State Department on your request to visit America…. John Kerry is willing to meet with the monkey.”
Now if we can only make them fly out of my butt…
“Yes, yes! I swear by the Ayatollah… this is a 5-megaton yield monkey.”
Please Mr. President – don’t spank the monkey here.
“I can see the resemblance.”
“Yes, he looks just like his father.”
In this photo the monkey was photoshopped instead of the model airplane.
“Sorry, President Ahmadinejad, but you’re looking at the first Iranian who will go into outer space.”
“So you are sure he will let Secy. Kerry know the uranium is for peaceful purposes only?”
“Look, he told Secy. Clinton the Libyan thing was about a video. He’s a very convincing monkey you know.”
Well, you know the sanctions have limited our options on new scientists.”
“So if the monkey is safe, why are you wearing a mask?”
“Hey look, pal, I bought your uranium is for energy purposes only, ya know.”
Petsmart was surprised but nonetheless honored to host the baby registry for Mr. and Mr. Ahmedinejad.
Exciting news, Sir! We will cross this little fella with a fish from the aquarium back there and have the world’s first Rhesus Pisces!
We named him Curious George Bush . . . just for laughs . . . okay ?
Curious Abdollah and the Man with the Yellowcake.
Death to Aperica!
Monkey see, monkey dodo.
“Does your minkey bite?”
To this day, no one understands why the Parks & Recreation department of Pawnee Indiana showed a monkey to visiting Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Then again, nobody understands why Admadinejad went to Pawnee. Or, even, how he got there.
“We named the monkey Mahmoud.”
No Mr. President, we did not train him to throw that shoe at you.
Allah Ook-bar! Allah Ook-bar!
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