Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Winners will be announced after Monday PM
Captain Kirk awards the Oscar for Best Alien in a Documentary to Rob Lowe.
Incoming call from the Big Giant Head…
“And this monitor makes my ass look THIS big.”
“There’s someone on this TV screen. Some thing.”
“No, Seth, I won’t beam you out of there. You’re stuck with it.”
“Seth….What…..the hell was that?” “With boobs….it’s don’t sing….just look”
I come all the way back from 2289 and I find this? I’ve have more entertainment with a hold full of Tribbles!
Why are you dragging me to the Oscars? My TV shows were always better than my movies.
“Yes, Seth, you saw their boobs. And now you’re showing your ass.”
“Do not, DO NOT look behind the curtain! I’m busy with Michelle here.”
Shatner: “…but I wanted to see the First Lady’s boobs.
MacFarlane: “Barry and Joe weren’t available.”
“Seth! You’re better than this… I don’t mean the distasteful jokes… I mean the Oscars.”
Seth! That woman! Behind you!! With that sledgehammer!!
I KNEW you were that voice in my head!
“Correction, Seth. Star Trek: The Motion Picture was so long it only felt like you were watching a musical…Or you, hosting the Oscars.”
Old man in polyester bores the universe to death with anecdotes from his last fishing trip
Blow me up, Scotty.
Star Trek ironies, you ask? Well, I remember the time when I was this far into Yeoman Rand when all hailing frequencies were opened. Next question please.
“It’s an honor to present the years worst film here at the Rotten Tomato Awards…”
In the parallel universe, Evil Kirk goes on yet another f*ckin’ power trip.
William Shatner shows in graphic detail why he nominated Barack Obama for the Nobel Piece Prize.
Sand … wich this … big.
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