Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday
The tree farm’s new fertilizer produced rapid but unexpected results.
Hey, I signed on for stoop labor, but I’m not picking those.
One reason Christmas never caught on with the local Muslims was that they just didn’t seem to grasp the idea of decorating the tree.
Overflow seating at the new soccer stadium provided a great view, but was somewhat lacking in comfort.
Pakesh, Bandhu, and the rest of The Capital One call center employees wait for the “All Clear” before heading back into their office.
The first Lady’s dream as come true, A bare tree that you can live in, drive and eat from!
NFL solves the temporary seating problem at Dallas stadium.
Don’t just blow up everything, Masood, you think martyrs grow on trees?
Really, Mohamed, on a clear day you can see forever.
You can’t see the forest for the trees? I don’t get it, Achmed.
But with these new hybrid trees we won’t have any leaves to rake come autumn!
You can’t be homeless if you occupy a tree house.
“A Muslim in the tree. Sounds crazy, no? But here, in our little village of Srinagar, you might say every one of us is a Muslim in the tree, trying to worship the Prophet Mohammed without breaking his neck. It isn’t easy. You may ask ‘Why do we stay up there if it’s so dangerous?’ Well, we stay because Srinagar is our home. And how do we keep our balance? That I can tell you in one word…”
“Like a tree over troubled waters …..”
The Post-Modern Partridge in a Pear Tree
Methinks the Tree of Life needs a better brand of fertilizer.
“I can see Russia from my tree.”
This is why a good man is hard to find – only the rotten fruit falls out of the tree.”
Who says Shiite doesn’t grow on trees.
Will somebody please explain the term “tree huggers” to these fools?
We gents are on no side because no one is on our side.
DRUDGEBREAKING: Today President Obama apologized to the world for the insidious effects caused by Arbor Day and Johnny Appleseed. Developing….
(You can thank Doug Mataconis as being the inspiration for this caption)
You’re barking up the wrong, um, nevermind.
Ah autumn, when the change leaves, or the leaves change, or something.
In some remote Afghan villages it is men who are most afraid of mice.
It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
Wisconsin Democrat “Fleebaggers” seek the “high ground”.
Why do these geeks keep calling me Treebeard?
1) “We’re not Orcs. We’re Hobbits!”
We have the answer to Barbara Walters’ timeless question: “If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be”
It’s the prophet see!
“Oh, say can you see, Achmed? Over there, by the dawn’s early light….
Wait. Why does that sound so familiar?”
Hey, where’s Eve with that apple?
Tryouts for the part of Zacchaeus in last movie about Jesus.
Pretty slim pickings for the local single gals, this year.
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