OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AFP/Tauseef Mustafa)

Winners will be announced Monday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. JazzShaw says:

    The tree farm’s new fertilizer produced rapid but unexpected results.

  2. JazzShaw says:

    Hey, I signed on for stoop labor, but I’m not picking those.

  3. JazzShaw says:

    One reason Christmas never caught on with the local Muslims was that they just didn’t seem to grasp the idea of decorating the tree.

  4. JazzShaw says:

    Overflow seating at the new soccer stadium provided a great view, but was somewhat lacking in comfort.

  5. FirstTeamTommy says:

    Pakesh, Bandhu, and the rest of The Capital One call center employees wait for the “All Clear” before heading back into their office.

  6. Have A Nice G.A. says:

    The first Lady’s dream as come true, A bare tree that you can live in, drive and eat from!

  7. Michael Hamm says:

    NFL solves the temporary seating problem at Dallas stadium.

  8. Mr. Prosser says:

    Don’t just blow up everything, Masood, you think martyrs grow on trees?

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    Really, Mohamed, on a clear day you can see forever.

  10. Maggie Mama says:

    You can’t see the forest for the trees? I don’t get it, Achmed.

  11. Maggie Mama says:

    But with these new hybrid trees we won’t have any leaves to rake come autumn!

  12. Maggie Mama says:

    You can’t be homeless if you occupy a tree house.

  13. “A Muslim in the tree. Sounds crazy, no? But here, in our little village of Srinagar, you might say every one of us is a Muslim in the tree, trying to worship the Prophet Mohammed without breaking his neck. It isn’t easy. You may ask ‘Why do we stay up there if it’s so dangerous?’ Well, we stay because Srinagar is our home. And how do we keep our balance? That I can tell you in one word…”

  14. Maggie Mama says:

    “Like a tree over troubled waters …..”

  15. John Burgess says:

    The Post-Modern Partridge in a Pear Tree

  16. Michael Hamm says:

    Methinks the Tree of Life needs a better brand of fertilizer.

  17. rodney dill says:

    “I can see Russia from my tree.”

  18. Georg says:

    This is why a good man is hard to find – only the rotten fruit falls out of the tree.”

  19. Michael Hamm says:

    Who says Shiite doesn’t grow on trees.

  20. Maggie Mama says:

    Will somebody please explain the term “tree huggers” to these fools?

  21. We gents are on no side because no one is on our side.

  22. rodney dill says:

    DRUDGEBREAKING: Today President Obama apologized to the world for the insidious effects caused by Arbor Day and Johnny Appleseed. Developing….

    (You can thank Doug Mataconis as being the inspiration for this caption)

  23. You’re barking up the wrong, um, nevermind.

  24. Ah autumn, when the change leaves, or the leaves change, or something.

  25. In some remote Afghan villages it is men who are most afraid of mice.

  26. Phil Smith says:

    It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A

  27. John425 says:

    Wisconsin Democrat “Fleebaggers” seek the “high ground”.

  28. hey norm says:

    Why do these geeks keep calling me Treebeard?

  29. 1) “We’re not Orcs. We’re Hobbits!”

  30. We have the answer to Barbara Walters’ timeless question: “If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be”

  31. It’s the prophet see!

  32. John425 says:

    “Oh, say can you see, Achmed? Over there, by the dawn’s early light….
    Wait. Why does that sound so familiar?”

  33. Maggie Mama says:

    Hey, where’s Eve with that apple?

  34. MikeM_inMd says:

    Tryouts for the part of Zacchaeus in last movie about Jesus.

  35. MikeM_inMd says:

    Pretty slim pickings for the local single gals, this year.