OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    Chief Hung La Horse, leader of the Plaid Pants Tribe is doubled over in pain leaving no question about it…..it was the frank and the beans.

  2. jd says:

    Look. I don’t speak Na’vi, so just scream in English.

  3. markm says:

    Chief Hutton, the tribal financial manager, learns that placing the tribal pension fund in Cyprus banks wasn’t his wisest choice.

  4. markm says:

    The Knickerbocker tribe of New York learns that along with the ban on large sugary drinks there will be a ban on Native Americans.

  5. Jeremy says:

    “Aagghh! My mangina!”

  6. Jeremy says:

    The EPA arrests members of the Shawaddywaddy tribe for illegally using feathers from an endangered bird.

  7. Drew says:

    “It hurts when I do this,”

    “Don’t do that.”

  8. Fog says:


  9. “Look, chief, you can’t do a sequester out in public!”

  10. Crusty Dem says:

    The decision to forgo aliens and CGI for Avatar 2 saved James Cameron millions in production expenses, but billions at the box office.

  11. markm says:

    “…..so I am doing my…GAAAAAHHHH……rain dance in a clearing when….RRRRRGGGGHHH…..there are two shotgun blasts from a nearby window….EYEEEEEEEE”

  12. JKB says:

    “Did you have the fish?”

  13. John Burgess says:

    Taco Bell is now looking for a new spokesperson. Recent law school grads in the San Francisco area are urged to apply.

  14. rodney dill says:

    Well Chief, I guess next time you won’t be so fast to say, “If Obama’s lying may monkeys fly out my butt.”

  15. CSK says:

    Everything wasn’t better with Bluebonnet on it.

  16. CSK says:

    Occupy Foxwoods got off to a rocky start when Chief Pajamapants partook of some tainted pemmican.

  17. JKB says:

    No, no, no, that is the Democrat-endorsed way to prevent rape, not arrest

  18. He who must not be named says:

    Come on, give me back my kneepad and another kick to the groin won’t be necessary.

  19. He who must not be named says:


  20. He who must not be named says:

    Ring the bell, our hero’s back, our benefactor’s found.
    At the foot of the hill the police stand their ground.
    Beer flows, drums pound, slum and skyscraper meet,
    Revelers dance naked and there’s bodies in the street.
    Pact in the sun, slum and skyscraper meet.
    Billion dollar penthouse and people on the street.
    Pact in the sun, shade by foreign debt,
    Amnesia in the Sambadrome, King Bandit’s gonna sweat.

    — Sambadrome, Big Audio Dynamite

  21. He who must not be named says:

    As it happens, trooper Belloq spoke Hovitos and understood exactly what had just been said.

  22. “I bet you guys wouldn’t be doing this to me if I was ten feet tall, blue and shot in 3D.”

  23. Finally, proof that James Cameron used Native Americans in the filming of Avatar. Instead of CGI effects because they were cheaper…and invoked less sympathy from the test viewing marketing audience.

  24. “Sorry, Chief. There’s no White House tour now and yes, you did miss the flight to Bahamas with the president’s daughters.”

  25. “Okay, Mr. Cameron. I’m ready for my close-up.”

  26. rodney dill says:

    The Ransom of Red Cheeks.

  27. markm says:


  28. …. and THAT, boys and girls, is how he got the nickname Sitting Bull, after General Custer found him taking a dump.

  29. Historical reenactment of Squatto teaching Pilgrims how to gather nuts.

  30. Michael Hamm says:

    And that’s when when the Assistant Secretary of Indian affairs said “If you want that Casino, open your mouth and get ready”.

  31. “I told you – that is my real name! Chief Ben Dover!”

  32. “Good grief! First Wounded Knee and now this?”

  33. “Here, my browner brother. Let me help you…down.”

  34. “Where’s ‘The Police’ when you need them, because this sure Stings?”

  35. This photo begs the following philosophical question of anyone with a conscience: If an Amazonian tribesman falls in the rainforest, does anyone hear his cry?