OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


ballofdamocles

Photo By LARRY DOWNING / REUTERS

Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. markm says:

    Obama: “…see, this hockey stuff is pretty easy”

  2. markm says:

    Obama: “…as long as I don’t have to throw a baseball”

  3. John Burgess says:

    “Now, close your eyes, Luke… the Force is strong with you.”

  4. OldSouth says:

    Yep, it moves. OK, let’s tax it.

  5. Michael Hamm says:

    My crystal basketball predicts 4 more years of unemployment, divisiveness, erosion of constitutional rights, higher taxes, higher healthcare costs, international weakness, more Biden Gaffes, and endless vacations for Michelle and I.

  6. Fog says:

    And he discovered why the helium ball was a failure.

  7. rodney dill says:

    Instead of the Sword of Damocles, Obama was suddenly faced with the dilemma of the Ball of Damfino. It was suspected that Joe Biden was somehow involved.

  8. JKB says:

    Having denied American Exceptionalism, Obama discovered he had to do something to get other leaders to take him seriously.

  9. He who must not be named says:

    And now for something completely different, a man with three balls.

  10. He who must not be named says:

    Obama’s attempts to win the 2026 World Cup for Chicago left FIFA unimpressed.

  11. He who must not be named says:

    Can’t you see the damage that has been done by the Great Sequester of 2013?

  12. He who must not be named says:

    President Obama wows the White House Press Corps with his ability to juggle one ball.

  13. Tony W says:

    Alert Secret Service agents, clearly trying to impress their new boss, quickly wrestled the ball to the ground.

  14. He who must not be named says:

    “Here’s something I learned a long time ago from Chico Escuela…”

  15. He who must not be named says:

    I thought the Death Star would be larger with an earth shattering kaboom.

  16. jd says:

    997…998….999….1000….1001….1002….

  17. rodney dill says:

    …and as anticipated this one too was dropped.

  18. Kevin Whalen says:

    Nobody said anything about a nuclear soccer ball?

  19. SS says:

    “…and that is why I am urging Congress to pass a comprehensive dodgeball control bill. Wait, wha…?”

  20. He who must not be named says:

    Ooo, shiny!

  21. He who must not be named says:

    And I think it’s gonna be alright, yeah, the worst is over now, the morning sun is shining like a big silver ball.

  22. He who must not be named says:

    Silver ball, silver ball,
    It’s Christmas time in capitol city.
    Ching ka-ching,
    Hear them ring,
    Soon it will be Stimulus Day.

  23. Anderson says:

    OBAMA: Do not try and levitate the ball. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.

    ONLOOKER: What truth?

    OBAMA: There is no ball.

    ONLOOKER: There is no ball?

    OBAMA: Then you’ll see, that it is not the ball that floats, it is only yourself.

  24. N.D says:

    So If I just toss this in the air – like this – I can get into the Soccer Hall of Fame – this is easier then getting the Peace Prize.

  25. Triumph says:

    Landon, you are a punk

  26. Jc says:

    Obama demonstrates the capability of the United States new drone balls. Or as Rand stated immediately after “Fear the sphere!”

  27. Dan says:

    “GAZOO!!!!” “Hello, DUM DUM”

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Rodney: “Gee, I sure hope that Kevin uses the same photo over at Wizbang for his own caption contest on Friday”.

  29. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: That’s just crazy talk.

  30. Obama: “The surgery for a half-black man is quite simple: they replace the small white testicle with this matching black one.”

  31. Obama pleads with mothership to let him stay on earth just four more years.