Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM
Obama: “…see, this hockey stuff is pretty easy”
Obama: “…as long as I don’t have to throw a baseball”
“Now, close your eyes, Luke… the Force is strong with you.”
Yep, it moves. OK, let’s tax it.
My crystal basketball predicts 4 more years of unemployment, divisiveness, erosion of constitutional rights, higher taxes, higher healthcare costs, international weakness, more Biden Gaffes, and endless vacations for Michelle and I.
And he discovered why the helium ball was a failure.
Instead of the Sword of Damocles, Obama was suddenly faced with the dilemma of the Ball of Damfino. It was suspected that Joe Biden was somehow involved.
Having denied American Exceptionalism, Obama discovered he had to do something to get other leaders to take him seriously.
And now for something completely different, a man with three balls.
Obama’s attempts to win the 2026 World Cup for Chicago left FIFA unimpressed.
Can’t you see the damage that has been done by the Great Sequester of 2013?
President Obama wows the White House Press Corps with his ability to juggle one ball.
Alert Secret Service agents, clearly trying to impress their new boss, quickly wrestled the ball to the ground.
“Here’s something I learned a long time ago from Chico Escuela…”
I thought the Death Star would be larger with an earth shattering kaboom.
…and as anticipated this one too was dropped.
Nobody said anything about a nuclear soccer ball?
“…and that is why I am urging Congress to pass a comprehensive dodgeball control bill. Wait, wha…?”
And I think it’s gonna be alright, yeah, the worst is over now, the morning sun is shining like a big silver ball.
Silver ball, silver ball,
It’s Christmas time in capitol city.
Hear them ring,
Soon it will be Stimulus Day.
OBAMA: Do not try and levitate the ball. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.
ONLOOKER: What truth?
OBAMA: There is no ball.
ONLOOKER: There is no ball?
OBAMA: Then you’ll see, that it is not the ball that floats, it is only yourself.
So If I just toss this in the air – like this – I can get into the Soccer Hall of Fame – this is easier then getting the Peace Prize.
Landon, you are a punk
Obama demonstrates the capability of the United States new drone balls. Or as Rand stated immediately after “Fear the sphere!”
“GAZOO!!!!” “Hello, DUM DUM”
Rodney: “Gee, I sure hope that Kevin uses the same photo over at Wizbang for his own caption contest on Friday”.
@Paul Hooson: That’s just crazy talk.
Obama: “The surgery for a half-black man is quite simple: they replace the small white testicle with this matching black one.”
Obama pleads with mothership to let him stay on earth just four more years.
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