OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


REUTERS/Ahmad Masood

Winners will be announced after Friday PM

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Dan says:

    Craig Sager Appreciation Day seemed like a good idea at the time

  2. Ron says:

    Horror fills the air as the Easter Bunny doesn’t quite make it across the road.

  3. rodney dill says:

    @Dan: That, or Don Cherry.

  4. Mr. Prosser says:

    Face Palm; it’s not just for starship captains.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The “Hottest Drag Queen of India” contest turned into a colossal embarrassment for the participants.

  6. Hal 10000 says:

    India reacts to Obama’s latest anti-terrorism policies.

  7. I said, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it was too late. She’d already been “huranged.”

  8. Stonetools says:

    “Oh no, a Republican politician said something about rape again…”

  9. J-Dub says:

    Oh God! Are they showing the Kevin Ware injury again?!?!

  10. Drew says:

    “Just pretend to cover your eyes girls, I’m telling you this Elvis guy is happening…….”

  11. Drew says:

    “They’re cute, but can we get rid of the one with the vile lips?”

    (Let’s see how many get that reference!)

  12. Drew says:


    Before some smart ass comes along……….

    The alternative story is “You should get rid of the vile looking one with the tire tread lips.”

  13. jd says:

    If we can’t see them, they can’t see us.

  14. Drew says:

    After the latest job creation report came out, Pres. Obama told the staff “don’t worry, I’ve got it, uh, ‘covered’…..

  15. Drew says:

    NY fans react: Boston 8, Yankees 2.

  16. Moosebreath says:

    The world’s largest game of peek-a-boo was subject to cheating.

  17. John425 says:

    Democrats review US border security.

    Democrats revise it to Don’t See, Don’t Tell.

    Sequestering forces announcement that The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel will close.

  18. Michael Hamm says:

    Devout pious Hindu women obligingly cover their eyes when the Chippendale’s perform in India.

  19. They never told us that the 72 virgins could reject a fugly jihadist.

  20. Unaware that the Class M planet was inhabited, Captain Kirk goes skinny-dipping on Shiralea VI.

  21. The original Spice Girls — Rosemary Spice, Pepper Spice, Salty Spice and Old Spice — reunite for their all ground around the Third World tour 2013: It’s About Thyme We Got Back Together, Don’t You Think?

  22. ♪So put your hands on your face…And cover up your eyes – Peek-A-Boo! (Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!) Peek-A-Boo! (Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!) Peek-A-Boo!