Outside the Beltway

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1. Dan says:
   Monday, 1 April 2013 at 05:03

   Craig Sager Appreciation Day seemed like a good idea at the time
2. Ron says:
   Monday, 1 April 2013 at 05:07

   Horror fills the air as the Easter Bunny doesn’t quite make it across the road.
3. rodney dill says:
   Monday, 1 April 2013 at 06:14

   @Dan: That, or Don Cherry.
4. Mr. Prosser says:
   Monday, 1 April 2013 at 06:36

   Face Palm; it’s not just for starship captains.
5. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 1 April 2013 at 07:21

   The “Hottest Drag Queen of India” contest turned into a colossal embarrassment for the participants.
6. Hal 10000 says:
   Monday, 1 April 2013 at 07:52

   India reacts to Obama’s latest anti-terrorism policies.
7. James Pearce (Formerly Known as Herb) says:
   Monday, 1 April 2013 at 08:02

   I said, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it was too late. She’d already been “huranged.”
8. Stonetools says:
   Monday, 1 April 2013 at 08:03

   “Oh no, a Republican politician said something about rape again…”
9. J-Dub says:
   Monday, 1 April 2013 at 08:29

   Oh God! Are they showing the Kevin Ware injury again?!?!
10. Drew says:
    Monday, 1 April 2013 at 12:00

    “Just pretend to cover your eyes girls, I’m telling you this Elvis guy is happening…….”
11. Drew says:
    Monday, 1 April 2013 at 12:03

    “They’re cute, but can we get rid of the one with the vile lips?”

    (Let’s see how many get that reference!)
12. Drew says:
    Monday, 1 April 2013 at 12:08

    BTW

    Before some smart ass comes along……….

    The alternative story is “You should get rid of the vile looking one with the tire tread lips.”
13. jd says:
    Tuesday, 2 April 2013 at 04:54

    If we can’t see them, they can’t see us.
14. Drew says:
    Tuesday, 2 April 2013 at 09:08

    After the latest job creation report came out, Pres. Obama told the staff “don’t worry, I’ve got it, uh, ‘covered’…..
15. Drew says:
    Tuesday, 2 April 2013 at 09:10

    NY fans react: Boston 8, Yankees 2.
16. Moosebreath says:
    Tuesday, 2 April 2013 at 09:43

    The world’s largest game of peek-a-boo was subject to cheating.
17. John425 says:
    Tuesday, 2 April 2013 at 13:29

    Democrats review US border security.

    Democrats revise it to Don’t See, Don’t Tell.

    Sequestering forces announcement that The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel will close.
18. Michael Hamm says:
    Tuesday, 2 April 2013 at 14:19

    Devout pious Hindu women obligingly cover their eyes when the Chippendale’s perform in India.
19. Patrick McCain says:
    Tuesday, 2 April 2013 at 14:27

    They never told us that the 72 virgins could reject a fugly jihadist.
20. Patrick McCain says:
    Tuesday, 2 April 2013 at 16:48

    Unaware that the Class M planet was inhabited, Captain Kirk goes skinny-dipping on Shiralea VI.
21. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Wednesday, 3 April 2013 at 00:33

    The original Spice Girls — Rosemary Spice, Pepper Spice, Salty Spice and Old Spice — reunite for their all ground around the Third World tour 2013: It’s About Thyme We Got Back Together, Don’t You Think?
22. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Thursday, 4 April 2013 at 00:59

    ♪So put your hands on your face…And cover up your eyes – Peek-A-Boo! (Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!) Peek-A-Boo! (Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!) Peek-A-Boo!♪