Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM
When the Tea Party said “NO!” to immigration reform, the GOP did a collective face plant in the offal of the Hispanic vote.
Any rider who wears Uggs instead of Tony Lamas deserves to be thrown.
What John Boehner sees every time he thinks about reining in the Tea Party.
And so ends another of Barack Obama’s judicial nominations.
And for dinner, Bob will have the surf and turf.
The sight of Prince Charles in the stands caught both Larry and his horse by surprise.
President Obama through 20 bricks on the WH basketball court at the Easter egg roll festivities. He didn’t fair any better in any of the other holiday events.
Congress rushes through legislation to outlaw Rodeos. “If it can save one Cowboy from a face plant it is worth it.” so says with Wicked Witch of the West -er I mean the House Minority Leader.
Thanks to sequestration cuts, all government-issued polo ponies will lack heads.
No joke: I hoped he poked himself in the butt with those cruel-looking spurs.
Kim Jong Un vowed that the commissar who promised him it would be great PR to ride a bronco would be dead before sundown.
Bashir Assad decided that bringing back cavalry units wouldn’t work out so well after all.
This is what happens when you don’t take off the snow shoes as soon as the snow melts.
“Enough with the constant whispering. Get off my back!”
Looks like Prince Charles will finally be giving up Polo and fox hunting.
Joe Biden’s final dive attempt on “Splash.”
In response to North Korea’s nuclear threat, residents of Austin Texas begin the difficult work of digging underground bunkers.
A Texas rodeo performs a dramatic interpretation of George W. Bush’s decision to invade Iraq.
Competitive-eating legend Joey Chestnut takes the blue ribbon with a record 68 pies.
Rodeo producers introduce synchronized head crashes as part of the requirements to win the bronco riding contests.
Scotty’s idea of an April Fools’ Day prank was to wire the transporter backwards.
And the Tea Party bucks another establishment politician.
Captain Picard decided that the latest round of stupidity out of Washington deserved an extra-special response.
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OTB Caption Contest Winners
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