Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, April 29, 2013
Winners will be announced after Friday PM
As can be seen in this shot. Congress has unearthed another Ted Kennedy bill authoring hovel
“Dammit, this is exactly why I told again and again and again: when Joe Biden asks you to pull his finger, don’t do it!“
The clean up after the White House Correspondents Dinner was a little more complicated than originally anticipated.
“Walk this way.”
The Carnival Poop Cruise is that way.
After the success of Duck Dynasty, Hollywood is betting on Duck Detectives
Two quack investigators
“sorry, no, we are looking for lost Elvis Presley trinkets. The ricin investigation site is over there…”
Thank God the Hazmat guys are here to safely remove some of Hooson’s jokes!”.
“Thank God you Hazmat guys are here. One of our agents found a PLAYBOY Magazine under his bed that we thought he might have used to masturbate to…..”.
“Are We Not Men? We Are Devo….”.
“Thank God you Hazmat guys are here. We found a suspected butt plug in his drawer…”.
“Clean The Catbox…Clean The Catbox…I Really Don’t Like It….”(To The Tune Of “Rock The Casbah”).
“Where Do You Want This Cleaning Done….How About Studio Apartment 61?….”(To the tune of Bob Dylan’s “Highway 61”).
“I know that Domino’s Pizzas aren’t all that good….but this seems excessive to remove a worse than usual one from the apartment…”.
“Everyone at work well knows that you’re well endowed. But really! Getting it it’s own pants leg and boot is simply going too far!”.
A retired porn star takes on a new career as a Hazmat worker. But, the guy needs a suit with an extra leg to accommodate his special attribute thanks to federal laws against worker discrimination’.
“I never look forward to cleaning the catbox each week….”.
“Some of Hooson’s jokes are smelly…”.
“Let’s go in. The old eggs and fish are over there. You can’t miss ’em”.
Foghorn Leghorn teaches apprentice how to outwit The Barnyard Dog.
“Honey, does this hazmat suit make my ass look big?”
Hey….be careful with Hannibal….he’s a leg man now…..
“Clucky” is living proof why the chicken should never cross the road.
“Clown line – do not cross.”
Down there to your right. But you should’ve gone before you put on the suit.
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