OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Photo By Rogelio V. Solis

Winners will be announced after Friday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mike Burr says:

    As can be seen in this shot. Congress has unearthed another Ted Kennedy bill authoring hovel

  2. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    “Dammit, this is exactly why I told again and again and again: when Joe Biden asks you to pull his finger, don’t do it!

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The clean up after the White House Correspondents Dinner was a little more complicated than originally anticipated.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Walk this way.”

  5. Michael Hamm says:

    The Carnival Poop Cruise is that way.

  6. JKB says:

    After the success of Duck Dynasty, Hollywood is betting on Duck Detectives

  7. JKB says:

    Two quack investigators

  8. markm says:

    “sorry, no, we are looking for lost Elvis Presley trinkets. The ricin investigation site is over there…”

  9. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank God the Hazmat guys are here to safely remove some of Hooson’s jokes!”.

  10. Paul Hooson says:

    “Thank God you Hazmat guys are here. One of our agents found a PLAYBOY Magazine under his bed that we thought he might have used to masturbate to…..”.

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    “Are We Not Men? We Are Devo….”.

  12. Paul Hooson says:

    “Thank God you Hazmat guys are here. We found a suspected butt plug in his drawer…”.

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    “Clean The Catbox…Clean The Catbox…I Really Don’t Like It….”(To The Tune Of “Rock The Casbah”).

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    “Where Do You Want This Cleaning Done….How About Studio Apartment 61?….”(To the tune of Bob Dylan’s “Highway 61”).

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    “I know that Domino’s Pizzas aren’t all that good….but this seems excessive to remove a worse than usual one from the apartment…”.

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “Everyone at work well knows that you’re well endowed. But really! Getting it it’s own pants leg and boot is simply going too far!”.

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    A retired porn star takes on a new career as a Hazmat worker. But, the guy needs a suit with an extra leg to accommodate his special attribute thanks to federal laws against worker discrimination’.

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    “I never look forward to cleaning the catbox each week….”.

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “Some of Hooson’s jokes are smelly…”.

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “Let’s go in. The old eggs and fish are over there. You can’t miss ’em”.

  21. Patrick McCain says:

    Foghorn Leghorn teaches apprentice how to outwit The Barnyard Dog.

  22. “Honey, does this hazmat suit make my ass look big?”

  23. Peterh says:

    Hey….be careful with Hannibal….he’s a leg man now…..

  24. Patrick McCain says:

    “Clucky” is living proof why the chicken should never cross the road.

  25. Rob Huffman says:

    “Clown line – do not cross.”

  26. Down there to your right. But you should’ve gone before you put on the suit.