Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, May 9, 2013
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM
“Look, you stupid human, how often do I have to explain this?”
After failing to get the role of Spock in the latest Star trek movie, the robot needed intense counseling.
Meet the Obot.
Ann Coulter goes in for her twice-annual servicing and bile top-off.
“12 million bucks, and no dick !?!”
“So he says to me, ‘Go on the Sunday shows and blame Benghazi on a Youtube video.’ And I say, ‘I’m a robot, not an idiot.’ And he says, ‘Okay, I’ll send Susan.'”
Terminator 5: The Shrinking, starring Patton Oswalt.
Somehow this lovedoll just doesn’t seem to put a guy in the right mood….
“The other day I watched a housefire at a robot family’s house. The first thing they rescued was the batteries….”.
“I saw the darnest thing. There was this giant duck….”.
“So I was eating McDonald’s, and a White girl runs to my arms asking for help. You know something’s wrong when a White girl runs to a robot for help. Man, I had barbecue with that dude next door….” – Somehow letting Charles Ramsey voice this robot seemed like a mistake….
“I think it was a mistake building me in Vietnam. Over there I’m considered lifesized!”.
“I’m sorry. I didn’t know she was your wife….”.
Now, in public, with a photographer present, Jason realized flipping the on-switch at its current mounting location would appear wrong.
“Is that a remote control in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
“Look, I’m not asking for a total re-design. I’d just like it if you could remove the frigging stigmata from my palms.”
Obama announces new “Jobs Creator Czar”
Jeff Dunham adds Obama Voter-Robot to keep an eye on “Achmed the Dead Terrorist” along with Peanut, Walter and Jose` Jalapeno
Another new “journalist” to join MSNBC lineup
“Doc, I just don’t seem to have any depth perception.”
The knee circuit’s connected to leg circuit…
Maude (pictured sitting in yellow, background) had been wondering when Harry would be done with the fish-sticks going on thirteen years now.
“Ah, I’ve programmed rage, genocidal obsession, and ruthlessness. Now to program empathy and–WHO TURNED THE DAMN THING ON!?!”
Inventor explains the design difference between “neutral” and “neutered” to unhappy robot.
“I had a great job on an assembly line before those undocumented bots from Mexico started working for practically nuthin’.”
Apple’s latest invention: iBrobot
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