OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. stonetools says:

    “Look, you stupid human, how often do I have to explain this?”

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    After failing to get the role of Spock in the latest Star trek movie, the robot needed intense counseling.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Meet the Obot.

  4. Hal 10000 says:

    Ann Coulter goes in for her twice-annual servicing and bile top-off.

  5. Fog says:

    “12 million bucks, and no dick !?!”

  6. Donald Sensing says:

    “So he says to me, ‘Go on the Sunday shows and blame Benghazi on a Youtube video.’ And I say, ‘I’m a robot, not an idiot.’ And he says, ‘Okay, I’ll send Susan.'”

  7. Mr. Prosser says:

    Terminator 5: The Shrinking, starring Patton Oswalt.

  8. Paul Hooson says:

    Somehow this lovedoll just doesn’t seem to put a guy in the right mood….

  9. Paul Hooson says:

    “The other day I watched a housefire at a robot family’s house. The first thing they rescued was the batteries….”.

  10. Paul Hooson says:

    “I saw the darnest thing. There was this giant duck….”.

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    “So I was eating McDonald’s, and a White girl runs to my arms asking for help. You know something’s wrong when a White girl runs to a robot for help. Man, I had barbecue with that dude next door….” – Somehow letting Charles Ramsey voice this robot seemed like a mistake….

  12. Paul Hooson says:

    “I think it was a mistake building me in Vietnam. Over there I’m considered lifesized!”.

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m sorry. I didn’t know she was your wife….”.

  14. JKB says:

    Now, in public, with a photographer present, Jason realized flipping the on-switch at its current mounting location would appear wrong.

  15. “Is that a remote control in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

  16. CSK says:

    “Look, I’m not asking for a total re-design. I’d just like it if you could remove the frigging stigmata from my palms.”

  17. John425 says:

    Obama announces new “Jobs Creator Czar”

    Jeff Dunham adds Obama Voter-Robot to keep an eye on “Achmed the Dead Terrorist” along with Peanut, Walter and Jose` Jalapeno

    Another new “journalist” to join MSNBC lineup

  18. jd says:

    “Doc, I just don’t seem to have any depth perception.”

  19. Moosebreath says:

    The knee circuit’s connected to leg circuit…

  20. Tillman says:

    Maude (pictured sitting in yellow, background) had been wondering when Harry would be done with the fish-sticks going on thirteen years now.

  21. Tillman says:

    “Ah, I’ve programmed rage, genocidal obsession, and ruthlessness. Now to program empathy and–WHO TURNED THE DAMN THING ON!?!”

  22. John425 says:

    Inventor explains the design difference between “neutral” and “neutered” to unhappy robot.

  23. “I had a great job on an assembly line before those undocumented bots from Mexico started working for practically nuthin’.”

  24. Apple’s latest invention: iBrobot

  25. “Pinocchio?” “Geppetto?”