OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


Boston Terrier

Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Debitking says:

    Don’t touch my junk dude!!

  2. Species profiling?

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Boy, mules sure have changed a lot since I was a boy.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Boston Terrierist

  5. Hal 10000 says:

    Sorry, but I don’t have a choice, Cuddles. Your name showed up on a Terror Watch List.

  6. Moosebreath says:

    Stop and Friskies

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “C’mon…. Where’s the bacon?”

  8. Gromitt Gunn says:

    Don’t snip me, bro!

  9. CSK says:

    Bowser was a proud member of the elite anti-terrierist unit.

  10. Stop and frisk is for the dogs.

  11. john425 says:

    Being frisked makes dog feel frisky.

  12. JKB says:

    Hey, shouldn’t a canine officer be doing that frisk?

  13. John Burgess says:

    “Up against the wall, leg-humper!”

  14. Rob Huffman says:

    “Getting kind of close to the kibbles, dude. And my bits.”

  15. Rob Huffman says:

    “Please don’t let him find that ham bone…..please don’t let him find that ham bone….please…”

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “Ok, what do you know about that housefire over at the Cats MC house?”.

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    “Well, that’s certainly a switch! The police are usually frisking one of the Hooson brothers for weapons and not their dog…”.

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    “Ok, we know you had that shiv fashioned out of a milkbone, so where is it!”.

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “Just like the old George Thorogood song…..Bad To The Milkbone”.

  20. Pinky says:

    Who has the right to remain silent? You do! Oh, yes, you do!

  21. He who must not be named says:

    You usually have to pay extra for that.

    Dogs are people too!

    “You happy now, bitch?”

    Old dogs, new tricks.

    “You gotta ask yourself, ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do you pug?”

    Jeez, piss on one hydrant and look what happens.

    Look dude, I told you, I don’t know any Whitey Bulger.

  22. Although a successful bust, police were the first to admit that it hardly made a dent in the illegal Nepeta cataria (catnip) trade.

  23. john425 says:

    Dog: “No, it isn’t an implant, it’s all real and all mine.”

  24. al-Ameda says:

    Cue up “Bad Boys” by Inner Circle ….

    “what chyou gonna do when they come for you ….?”

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    @al-Ameda: I’m glad you did this joke. I thought about it, then got distracted by work. But, this COPS joke involving Inner Circle is perfect here. Bravo!

  26. john425 says:

    Boston Bulldog named possible “person of interest” in Boston bombing.

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, you got nothing on me….I’m a Jehovah’s Witness doing the Lord’s work here…”.