Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM
Don’t touch my junk dude!!
Boy, mules sure have changed a lot since I was a boy.
Sorry, but I don’t have a choice, Cuddles. Your name showed up on a Terror Watch List.
Stop and Friskies
“C’mon…. Where’s the bacon?”
Don’t snip me, bro!
Bowser was a proud member of the elite anti-terrierist unit.
Stop and frisk is for the dogs.
Being frisked makes dog feel frisky.
Hey, shouldn’t a canine officer be doing that frisk?
“Up against the wall, leg-humper!”
“Getting kind of close to the kibbles, dude. And my bits.”
“Please don’t let him find that ham bone…..please don’t let him find that ham bone….please…”
“Ok, what do you know about that housefire over at the Cats MC house?”.
“Well, that’s certainly a switch! The police are usually frisking one of the Hooson brothers for weapons and not their dog…”.
“Ok, we know you had that shiv fashioned out of a milkbone, so where is it!”.
“Just like the old George Thorogood song…..Bad To The Milkbone”.
Who has the right to remain silent? You do! Oh, yes, you do!
You usually have to pay extra for that.
Dogs are people too!
“You happy now, bitch?”
Old dogs, new tricks.
“You gotta ask yourself, ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do you pug?”
Jeez, piss on one hydrant and look what happens.
Look dude, I told you, I don’t know any Whitey Bulger.
Although a successful bust, police were the first to admit that it hardly made a dent in the illegal Nepeta cataria (catnip) trade.
Dog: “No, it isn’t an implant, it’s all real and all mine.”
Cue up “Bad Boys” by Inner Circle ….
“what chyou gonna do when they come for you ….?”
@al-Ameda: I’m glad you did this joke. I thought about it, then got distracted by work. But, this COPS joke involving Inner Circle is perfect here. Bravo!
Boston Bulldog named possible “person of interest” in Boston bombing.
“Hey, you got nothing on me….I’m a Jehovah’s Witness doing the Lord’s work here…”.
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