Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, July 15, 2013
Winners will be announced after Friday PM
Sleeping on deck chairs beats having to look at these fat half naked blobs.
Waldo’s Mom finally got him to change his shirt.
“This heat wave is ghastly! Why, it must be 80 degrees already.”
“Take clothes off to sunbathe? Sir! We’re British!!”
According to the GPS this is the best spot to see the eclipse. I’m not moving!
Weekend at Bernie and Bernice’s looks like a terrible sequel.
The sunbathing dead.
Despite its provocative nature, Ron and Ruth Jaborski’s suicide as performance art attracted no attention until the second day, when its aesthetics took on an olfactory aspect.
The future’s so bright…
“This is what George Zimmerman should have been doing back in February 2012”
You know what would go good right now, Marge? A double Metamucil on the rocks.
Just a few more hours and I can start photosynthesizing…
Ever since a genealogist proved that they were 62nd cousins 17 times removed of Queen Elizabeth, Betty and Earl have enjoyed their own special version of reviewing the troops.
MSNBC “journalists” scour the newsbeat.
Female IRS agent: “Found a “progressive” tax-exempt you wanna investigate yet?”
Male IRS agent: “Nope”.
Female IRS agent: Are you lookin’?”
Male IRS agent: “Nope”.
Climatologists at the beach hate to move their chairs more than once.
The international rage over the Zimmerman verdict continues as tens of thousands gather in Bournemouth.
Lines have bgun to form for the as yet unannounced iPhone 6.
Stupid Apple, I thought you were supposed to abet my porn addiction…
Gee, I wonder why Delaney & Bonnie aren’t doing any new records these days. They must be retired or something….
An elderly couple leave the coffee pot on and have a housefire. But, it doesn’t matter, they didn’t intend to leave their ungrateful kids anything anyway….
“Honey, where’s Junior?”
“Hell if I know.”
Damn, when is Brian Dennehy coming back?
Won’t you pour me a Cuban Breeze, Gretchen?
Sitting in the front row of the Willie Nelson concert is to take one’s life in one’s hands.
Seniors use solar power to recharge their Prius seats.
[Damn Hippies and their bathing suits].
Just moments after this photo was taken outside St. Mary’s Hospital where the birth of the next heir apparent is expected at any moment, this innocent looking couple were arrested by Scotland Yard under suspicion of being Anglophiles.
The “Walking Dead” cast on summer hiatus.
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