OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced after Friday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Keith Martin says:

    Sleeping on deck chairs beats having to look at these fat half naked blobs.

  2. Niels says:

    Waldo’s Mom finally got him to change his shirt.

  3. John Burgess says:

    “This heat wave is ghastly! Why, it must be 80 degrees already.”

    “Take clothes off to sunbathe? Sir! We’re British!!”

  4. Mu says:

    According to the GPS this is the best spot to see the eclipse. I’m not moving!

  5. Hal 10000 says:

    Weekend at Bernie and Bernice’s looks like a terrible sequel.

  6. Moosebreath says:

    The sunbathing dead.

  7. Anderson says:

    Despite its provocative nature, Ron and Ruth Jaborski’s suicide as performance art attracted no attention until the second day, when its aesthetics took on an olfactory aspect.

  8. He who must not be named says:

    The future’s so bright…

  9. al-Ameda says:

    “This is what George Zimmerman should have been doing back in February 2012”

  10. Mr. Prosser says:

    You know what would go good right now, Marge? A double Metamucil on the rocks.

  11. Tillman says:

    Just a few more hours and I can start photosynthesizing…

  12. CSK says:

    Ever since a genealogist proved that they were 62nd cousins 17 times removed of Queen Elizabeth, Betty and Earl have enjoyed their own special version of reviewing the troops.

  13. john425 says:

    MSNBC “journalists” scour the newsbeat.

    Female IRS agent: “Found a “progressive” tax-exempt you wanna investigate yet?”
    Male IRS agent: “Nope”.
    Female IRS agent: Are you lookin’?”
    Male IRS agent: “Nope”.

  14. jd says:

    Climatologists at the beach hate to move their chairs more than once.

  15. He who must not be named says:

    The international rage over the Zimmerman verdict continues as tens of thousands gather in Bournemouth.

  16. He who must not be named says:

    Lines have bgun to form for the as yet unannounced iPhone 6.

  17. David in KC says:

    Stupid Apple, I thought you were supposed to abet my porn addiction…

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Gee, I wonder why Delaney & Bonnie aren’t doing any new records these days. They must be retired or something….

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    An elderly couple leave the coffee pot on and have a housefire. But, it doesn’t matter, they didn’t intend to leave their ungrateful kids anything anyway….

  20. Tillman says:

    “Honey, where’s Junior?”
    “Hell if I know.”

  21. He who must not be named says:

    Damn, when is Brian Dennehy coming back?

  22. He who must not be named says:

    Won’t you pour me a Cuban Breeze, Gretchen?

  23. rodney dill says:

    Sitting in the front row of the Willie Nelson concert is to take one’s life in one’s hands.

  24. john425 says:

    Seniors use solar power to recharge their Prius seats.

  25. [Damn Hippies and their bathing suits].

  26. Just moments after this photo was taken outside St. Mary’s Hospital where the birth of the next heir apparent is expected at any moment, this innocent looking couple were arrested by Scotland Yard under suspicion of being Anglophiles.

  27. john425 says:

    The “Walking Dead” cast on summer hiatus.